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BASEBALL
09/27/2012
Headline typo accidentally turns major league pitcher into bestiality enthusiast.
Who would even touch that ball with a bat, knowing where his hands have been?Wow, nine straight batters? That's pretty impressive. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that all nine...
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TWITTER
09/18/2012
Sports broadcaster doesn't understand that famous fake news site is a fake news site.
Area Man Doesn't Get That Joke Article About Him Is A JokeThere is nothing better than when the Onion convinces someone their stories are real. They convinced China a greedy US Senate was...
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ELECTION 2012
08/29/2012
Athletes who think we want to hear their political opinions.
Never have "politics" seemed more festive than in this sign.There are two reasons why athletes should not comment on politics. The first reason was eloquently expressed by Michael...
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VIDEOS
05/29/2012
The funniest Freudian slips in sports history.
Sports are about as close to sex as things that aren't sex can get. Don't believe us? Consider some of the phrases used to describe sports, some of the positions athletes find themselves in,...
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BASEBALL
04/06/2012
KTLA news puts unintentionally joyous spin on teen shooting.
During a rain delay, a minor league baseball team will do just about anything to keep fans entertained. One example of this is something called the "Roller Coaster," which is basically when...
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BASKETBALL
04/03/2012
How to guarantee an F-bomb on live TV.
You want a fine from the FCC? We can get you a fine from the FCC. Just send us to downtown Lexington following Kentucky's NCAA tournament win and ask a drunk Wildcats fan how he's feeling.
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PEYTON
03/19/2012
Why you shouldn't be on live TV when hearing Peyton Manning didn't sign with your team.
The news that Peyton Manning intends to sign with the Denver Broncos is hitting everyone outside of the Colorado state lines pretty hard, especially those in nearby Arizona where Peyton was rumored...
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NFL
03/16/2012
NFL feud quickly turns into pissing match.
Speculation that Jeremy Shockey might be eyeing a return to the Giants sparked a Twitter beef yesterday when Amani Toomer branded Shockey a "bad teammate" and "worse person." But...
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NEWS
02/10/2012
New petition proposes honoring our nation's presidents by being hungover all day.
A new petition has appeared online that proposes linking the day we honor our nation's presidents with the day we lie around next to a lined trashcan complaining about how bright it is and...
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NEWS
01/30/2012
12-year-old news anchor breaks hilarious story about inhumane cockfighting ring.
HA! Because they die brutally. Get it?
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