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04/06/2012
KTLA news puts unintentionally joyous spin on teen shooting.
During a rain delay, a minor league baseball team will do just about anything to keep fans entertained. One example of this is something called the "Roller Coaster," which is basically when...
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BASKETBALL
04/03/2012
How to guarantee an F-bomb on live TV.
You want a fine from the FCC? We can get you a fine from the FCC. Just send us to downtown Lexington following Kentucky's NCAA tournament win and ask a drunk Wildcats fan how he's feeling.
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03/19/2012
Why you shouldn't be on live TV when hearing Peyton Manning didn't sign with your team.
The news that Peyton Manning intends to sign with the Denver Broncos is hitting everyone outside of the Colorado state lines pretty hard, especially those in nearby Arizona where Peyton was rumored...
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03/16/2012
NFL feud quickly turns into pissing match.
Speculation that Jeremy Shockey might be eyeing a return to the Giants sparked a Twitter beef yesterday when Amani Toomer branded Shockey a "bad teammate" and "worse person." But...
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02/10/2012
New petition proposes honoring our nation's presidents by being hungover all day.
A new petition has appeared online that proposes linking the day we honor our nation's presidents with the day we lie around next to a lined trashcan complaining about how bright it is and...
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01/30/2012
12-year-old news anchor breaks hilarious story about inhumane cockfighting ring.
HA! Because they die brutally. Get it?
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12/13/2011
How best to congratulate your colleague's ample bosom on live TV.
9News meteorologist Ashton Altieri is a calculating genius. Desperate to publicly remark on his coworker Aaron Matas' satisfyingly large breasts yet acutely aware of his employer's Draconian...
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