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04/30/2012
Hot and possibly insane girl who propositioned Mr. Irrelevant returns with hotter and more insane video.
She's baaaaaa-aaaaaack! Mrs. Irrelevant — first brought to national attention by yours truly after so unkindly ripping and reposting a video that she had taken down — has revealed...
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04/27/2012
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04/27/2012
The most unintentionally homoerotic moment of the 2012 NFL Draft.
Dontari Poe was so excited after being picked number 11th overall by the Kansas City Chiefs in last night's NFL Draft that he could have kissed commissioner Roger Goodell — and from the...
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04/27/2012
Horribly awkward silence goes number one in NFL Draft coverage.
Just because technical difficulties are relatively common in the fast-paced world of live sports broadcasting doesn't make watching them any less uncomfortable than watching Timmy Johnson's...
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04/25/2012
Football player's baby making abilities defy all laws of human procreation.
It's not unusual to hear about an athlete having illegitimate children with multiple women, but three illegitimate children with four different women? Wow. NFL prospect Janoris Jenkins may just...
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04/24/2012
Sandwich chain pays tribute to future NFL star in the most disturbingly unappetizing way possible.
While it remains to be seen which team will use its first round draft pick on highly touted Baylor quarterback Robert Griffin III, what no longer remains to be seen, sadly, is what RGIII would look...
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04/24/2012
Witness a hot girl's strangely indecent proposal to the last pick in this year's NFL Draft.
Andrew Luck. Robert Griffin III. Trent Richardson. Ryan Tannehill. These are the names on every football's fans lips as we head into the 2012 NFL Draft on Thursday. Well, almost every football...
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04/23/2012
Introducing the official theme song to a drinking game you didn't even know existed.
This Thursday marks the start of the annual three-day football freaknik known as the NFL Draft. It's a mind-numbing, seemingly endless television production that somehow manages to captivate an...
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I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
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The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
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