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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/06/2012
Olympic staffer caught on camera checking out Usain's Bolt.
The fastest man on Earth meets the fastest elevator eyes on Earth.The only thing we can really say here is "bwooop!" We can't pretend she's not checking him out. We can't...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/06/2012
U.S. Olympic swim team uses their gold medals like Mardi Gras beads during London night out.
Don't look at Lochte, girls! Look here at the shiny!America is all about working hard and getting rewarded for it, and our swimmers are no different. It's just like we tell our kids: you...
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TWEETS
08/06/2012
15 Olympic tweets more shocking than Michael Phelps' orgasm face.
Twitter. For thousands of years, the greatest competitors on earth have travelled to Greece to issue short, snarky observations on whatever was trending at the moment. In ancient times, this could...
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
08/03/2012
What it would look like if Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte had live-tweeted their epic race last week.
(Read from bottom to top. You know, like on Twitter.)Many people were impressed that Tyler Clary was able to use the NBC tape delay to live-tweet his gold-medal race against Ryan Lochte, but...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/02/2012
Olympian's tweet shows just how disturbing athletes are in-between events (Sorta NSFW).
No, Mr. Henderson. It is we who have lost.Olympians have to train their bodies to be the most perfect in their field in order to compete. Normally, we say "bravo" to these fine phsyical...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/02/2012
Watch Ryan Lochte beat Michael Phelps at sucking at interviews.
"In one ear, out the other. Kind of like the water when I swim through it."Speed. Strength. Determination. Skill. Training. Dedication. These are all words that describe what make Ryan...
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
08/01/2012
New product lets you play half-assed badminton like an Olympian.
The badminton world is still reeling from the unprecedented match-throwing incident at the London Olympics, in which 8 players from the Chinese, South Korean and Indonesian teams were disqualified...
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SOMEECARDS
08/01/2012
Disqualified from life.
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/01/2012
Witness the most painfully non-Olympic attempts at Olympic sports.
TrampolineSo it's not, "a stupid sport that's so easy I could do it" now is it, Frank?America. We're behind the industrialized world in education, fitness, health care, and...
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OLYMPICS
08/01/2012
The 12 most wonderfully absurd unlicensed uses of the Olympic rings.
London really stretched its resources to accomodate everyone into their Olympics.The Olympic Rings. They symbolize so much: pure competition, peace between all nations, human perfection, NBC tape...
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