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07/05/2012
More of the worst human names in sports history.
Randy Raper — Raper, but not Rapist, which means he's an amateur. So that's something!Not everyone can have parents who love and respect them — just ask US Men's Slow Pitch...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/12/2012
New Olympic photos even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you just finished watching.
This means it's a draw right?In ancient times, the Greeks competed in the Olympics naked. This is because they weren't fooling themselves about how incredibly sexual having thousands of...
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NAMES
07/30/2012
The 13 best porn names you'll see at the Olympics if you're not too busy watching porn.
Victoria Poon (Swimming) Fortunately, "Victorious Poon" works for defeating swimmers and weiners.It's clear that these Olympians were always destined for greatness, whether in the...
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08/13/2012
What it would look like if countries tweeted their final goodbyes to the 2012 Olympics.
United States of America (#1 - 104 medals, 46 gold)We really needed all that gold. Thanks for helping our debt, Mr. Phelps!We're all sad to see the Olympics fade into the mists of Bob...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
07/09/2012
How to inadvertently associate the Olympics with hardcore porn.
"Our cover art person thought 'Dick Pound' was part of the title."If your name is Richard Pound, you should probably tell people to call you Richard Pound. If you are determined...
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08/01/2012
New product lets you play half-assed badminton like an Olympian.
The badminton world is still reeling from the unprecedented match-throwing incident at the London Olympics, in which 8 players from the Chinese, South Korean and Indonesian teams were disqualified...
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08/09/2012
Smutty victory.
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OLYMPICS
08/09/2012
Ryan Lochte offers in-depth training on how to pee in pools.
Lochte hasn't had to not laugh this hard since we all thought he boned his sister this week.Let's give some props to Ryan Lochte for having what seems to be a pretty good sense of humor...
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OLYMPICS
08/01/2012
The 12 most wonderfully absurd unlicensed uses of the Olympic rings.
London really stretched its resources to accomodate everyone into their Olympics.The Olympic Rings. They symbolize so much: pure competition, peace between all nations, human perfection, NBC tape...
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07/05/2012
The best attempt at stealing a priceless Olympic artifact you'll see today.
If you take as long to walk though England as the Olympic flame has, you're bound to be robbed by adorable orphans. We know they are orphans, of course, because they are small and British and...
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