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08/09/2012
U.S. Women's Soccer Team wins gold!
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/09/2012
The only non-erotic way to watch Women's Beach Volleyball.
Oh, they're throwing a ball back and forth over the net! Now we see.Boy, beach volleyball has been a lot of fun to watch at the Olympics. The only problem is it's very hard to watch the...
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SOMEECARDS
08/09/2012
Smutty victory.
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OLYMPICS
08/09/2012
Ryan Lochte offers in-depth training on how to pee in pools.
Lochte hasn't had to not laugh this hard since we all thought he boned his sister this week.Let's give some props to Ryan Lochte for having what seems to be a pretty good sense of humor...
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OLYMPICS
08/09/2012
How to use the Olympics to passive-aggressively scold your coworkers on their urinal usage.
So let us get this straight: a controlled piss stream is now a feat of Olympic-level athleticism? Does that make sitting down the Paralympics? Sorry, but with both Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte...
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SOMEECARDS
08/08/2012
Jewish gold.
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/08/2012
Olympic events for frighteningly lonely losers.
Sport. Pure sport. Virginally pure sport. Eternally virginally pure sport. This man is lonely.Genius often requires isolation. For everyone's sake, we hope no one ever befriends this man or...
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SOMEECARDS
08/08/2012
Gold medal texting.
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SOMEECARDS
08/07/2012
Medal of failure.
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/07/2012
The stupidest, creepiest, and/or most hazardous Olympic Etsy items.
Melissa Mesenbring gives Michael Phelps the Damien Hirst treatment.There are professional sports, and then there are the Olympics - pure, amateur, drug-free, unsullied. There are professional...
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