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08/20/2012
Elderly couple's custom jerseys are the next worst thing to walking in on your grandparents having sex.
Just going to go ahead and explain this in case you missed it: the double zeros are supposed to represent her vagina and butthole. Ok, enjoy your nightmares!
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LISTS
07/02/2012
9 more of the most obnoxiously personalized jerseys ever created.
Why the picture of the girl and not the picture of Favre's dick?You've walked by a team store and this thought has tried to cross your mind — "It would be kind of cool to get a...
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FOOTBALL
06/15/2012
Insulted football player helps student turn in greatest math homework in history.
Ever get a take-home math problem so prejudiced against an NFL team that you wish you had an All-Pro cornerback from that team on hand to help you answer it with a personal note to the teacher who...
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FOOTBALL
05/24/2012
Super Bowl champ completely diminishes the Super Bowl with over-the-top reality show celebration.
Packers wide receiver Donald Driver is a 13 year NFL veteran, three-time Pro Bowler and Super Bowl XLV champion, but you wouldn't guess that from his reaction to winning Dancing With the Stars....
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FOOTBALL
02/01/2012
If NFL team names were honest.
First, he created Shit My Dad Says. Now Justin Halpern has created Shit Football Logos Are Really Trying to Say. Because what's in a team name? That which we call the Steelers will still start a...
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SUPER BOWL SUNDAY
01/23/2012
The 6 most insane things people have ever offered to do for Super Bowl tickets.
6. Shovel your snow and/or bang your wife.Dignity isn't always an important factor when it comes to finding a way to support your team at the Super Bowl. Take for example this "Troy...
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FOOTBALL
01/21/2012
The only NFL playoff preview based on the most mind-bogglingly awful fan rap videos on YouTube.
New England PatriotsWhile every other sports blog and beat writer is using the remaining 24 hours before kick-off to the AFC and NFC Championship games sealing their final analysis and tweeting...
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FOOTBALL
01/12/2012
NFL playoff predictions from random attractive women who know very little about the NFL.
Giants vs. Packers! Tebow vs. Brady! Those other two games! Everyone in the world couldn't possibly be more excited for the NFL Divisional Playoffs this weekend, or so we figured. In the first...
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