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COLLEGE FOOTBALL
08/21/2012
Unfortunate logo juxtaposition answers questions about football team in most phallic way possible.
College football season is almost underway and Michigan seems to be facing a lot of uncertainty. Hopefully they can figure out which player has the biggest dick soon so they can move on to other...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/07/2012
Olympic rower makes us think way too hard about his possible boner.
What's most interesting is we're only talking about ONE of these dicks.For most of us, the phrase "that's not a boner!" calls to mind the awkward fold that pants can make...
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OLYMPICS
07/09/2012
How to turn your penis into the 2012 Olympics mascot. (NSFW)
When in London, dress your penis up like the English do. We're not here to say whether this mascot is offensive; after all, long before Michael Phelps was piddling around in his Speedo, the...
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SOCCER
06/25/2012
The saddest pornographic fan distraction you'll ever barely see.
Earlier today, Italy defeated England on penalty kicks to advance to the Euro 2012 semi-finals — and it wasn't for lack of trying on behalf of England's fans, who pulled out all...
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RUNNING
06/13/2012
Children's charity walk accidentally promotes shockingly adult theme.
< CLICK TO ENLARGE IMAGE >Sifting through what must be tens of kids' drawing submissions for their charity walk is apparently not an easy task for pharmaceutical maker Roche...
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LISTS
06/12/2012
12 more of the most absurd screen grabs in sports television history.
The Internet may be the number one destination for making fun of sports, but television is still the preferred medium for watching them. Where the two intersect is this hilarious collection of sports...
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BASEBALL
06/02/2012
Johan Santana's no-hitter followed by post-game interview with teammate's penis.
Johan Santana pitched the first no-hitter in the New York Mets' 51-year history last night, and after the game, the New York sports media was quick to pounce on the post-game coverage. Perhaps a...
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BASKETBALL
04/27/2012
Fan proves Fox Sports is powerless to prevent a giant penis from appearing on air.
Probably one of the greatest things about America is that it's not a crime to draw a giant ding-dong on a piece of white board and hold it up in the background of a nationally televised post-game...
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SOCCER
04/18/2012
The most creatively depraved soccer fans you'll ever see. (NSFW)
When they're not busy setting entire cities or each other on fire, soccer fans can actually be quite civil. Take for example this Russian Premier League match between Spartak Moscow and the Lions...
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GOLF
03/08/2012
The world's best collection of photos for those who love golf and genitals.
That's a trap near the green but unfortunately it's not filled with sand. Golf is by far the world's greatest sport for immature genital references. "Choke up on your shaft,"...
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The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
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I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
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