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10/07/2012
What it would look like if all the NFL Quarterbacks talked on Facebook.
If only real QBs were this articulate... (full convo below)For political nerds, there's the Presidential Debates. For slightly less political nerds, there was last night's debate between...
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03/22/2012
Peyton Manning already responsible for one death in Colorado.
Jim Driver will be remembered for a lot of things, but being being forced to euthanize himself because of Peyton Manning is probably the main one. Seriously you guys, if this man's death...
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03/19/2012
What Tebowing looks like after today.
Remember Tebowing? It was that thing that caught our attention last football season for about as long as a conversation that isn't about us. Well, thanks to the exciting news about Peyton Manning...
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PEYTON
03/19/2012
Why you shouldn't be on live TV when hearing Peyton Manning didn't sign with your team.
The news that Peyton Manning intends to sign with the Denver Broncos is hitting everyone outside of the Colorado state lines pretty hard, especially those in nearby Arizona where Peyton was rumored...
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TIM TEBOW
03/19/2012
The real reason you want Tebow in your town.
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FOOTBALL
03/19/2012
See the conclusive video evidence for why Peyton Manning didn't sign with the Titans.
In 1998, Peyton Manning left the University of Tennessee for an NFL career with the Indianapolis Colts. After 14 years, four MVPs, and two Super Bowl appearances, the state of Tennessee desperately...
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03/08/2012
Football team's tweet is the only thing more desperate for attention than your tweets.
Almost immediately after the Colts officially released Peyton Manning yesterday, the Washington Redskins took to Twitter with this thinly veiled attempt to woo him like a balding 39-yr-old bachelor...
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03/07/2012
The top 20 Peyton Manning tweets of the day.
What a day for Twitter! The much anticipated iPad 3 was released, some guy named Kony needed to be stopped, and most pertinent to us, Peyton Manning was given his release by the Indianapolis Colts...
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03/07/2012
Indianapolis-area Walmart wastes no time in cutting ties with Peyton Manning.
In case you haven't heard the news that was pretty much already news but not official until today, Peyton Manning will not be returning next year to play football in Indianapolis — the city...
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03/07/2012
Endearingly obsolete.
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