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OLYMPICS
08/09/2012
How to use the Olympics to passive-aggressively scold your coworkers on their urinal usage.
So let us get this straight: a controlled piss stream is now a feat of Olympic-level athleticism? Does that make sitting down the Paralympics? Sorry, but with both Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte...
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL
04/27/2012
315-pound lineman is even cuter than the incessant baby photos in your Facebook feed.
Looks like UGA defensive lineman John Jenkins shouldn't have fallen asleep listening to Raffi's Greatest Hits. Jenkins was caught in this embarrassing position by teammate Tavarres...
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HOCKEY
04/17/2012
How to taunt a hockey goalie using the leader of the free world.
Bruins goalie and ardent Tea Party supporter Tim Thomas made big news a few months ago — or at least, as close to "big news" as an NHL player is capable of making — when he...
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BASEBALL
03/01/2012
Pitcher's team portrait is the perfect blend of terror and sexual magnetism.
We can't tell if Cubs pitcher Jeff Samardzija thinks he's posing for the cover of a romance novel or if the photographer who took this picture killed his father and Samardzija is letting him...
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SUPER BOWL
02/02/2012
EXCLUSIVE: Tom Brady responds to Gisele's email plea for Super Bowl prayers.
Today's New York Post blew a story wide open about a leaked email from Gisele Bundchen to various friends and family, asking them to join together in a digital kumbaya for husband/golden god Tom...
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NFL
01/16/2012
Bar offers drink special that perfectly encapsulates Tim Tebow's lameness.
If Denver's momentary golden boy is looking for an Unhappy Hour special to help drown his playoff sorrows, this place has something just for him. It's a drink that never seems impressive at...
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