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08/17/2012
The 9 most gloriously obese gifs of Prince Fielder.
"A body in motion tends to stay in motion. Especially Prince Fielder's." - Isaac NewtonPrince Fielder is a walking physics lesson. That is to say, Prince Fielder is a wobbling,...
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BASEBALL
07/10/2012
7 things to do at the MLB All-Star game that are more interesting than the All-Star game.
1. Explore the Royals Hall of Fame, but find something else to do, because it won't take you that long to see that they won one World Series.The Kansas City Royals are hosting today's...
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07/10/2012
Big hitter.
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ESPN
07/10/2012
What happens when a news network allows write-in votes for a Facebook poll.
You'd think someone running a Facebook page would be familiar with how terrible people on the Internet are, but as the existence of this overly democratized ESPN poll suggests, that is not...
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BASEBALL
07/05/2012
Pathetically obese baseball player's laziness on the field rivals his laziness at the gym.
"He can't move his legs and body away! That's cheating!"Picking on Prince Fielder for being fat is like picking on Jupiter for being fat; neither one can feel it. The best thing...
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BASEBALL
01/24/2012
Prince Fielder is now in the market for a new baseball friend.
If this animation by Adam Malamut is an accurate representation of baseball friendship, Ryan Braun is going to be very sad and lonely little big leaguer next season. That's because his best...
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CRAIGSLIST
01/18/2012
The funniest email exchange in history involving a gullible frat guy seeking legal advice on Craigslist.
We are ostensibly a sports blog, covering sports-related topics. Luckily, this correspondence between a USC frat bro and a witty Craigslist troll can be considered moderately sports-related. We...
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