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NASCAR
08/27/2012
Graphic perfectly illustrates how boring NASCAR really is.
Look carefully, and you can spot the one right turn (slight bend, anyway) on this whole map!We're not going to stand here and talk about how exciting other forms of racing are. We're just...
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NASCAR
07/25/2012
How you know you've stepped into the fashion section at Walmart.
Straight off the runway, it's the Fall 2012 collection from Versace! Great for an evening out on the town or for just staying home in your trailer park while you eat raw hot dogs out of a Ziploc...
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07/17/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: July 17, 2012
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07/13/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: July 12, 2012
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RACING
07/12/2012
Racer's awkward victory celebration will make you feel better about never winning anything.
It doesn't matter when you finish, its when your partner(s) finish.Things were going just great for Riccardo Russo up until a few seconds into this video; he's a superbike racer (now...
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SPORTS TV GUIDE
07/11/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: July 11, 2012
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RACING
02/28/2012
The most utterly pointless sports statistic you'll see today.
Perhaps the only thing more pathetic than talking about how many Twitter followers you have is talking about how many Twitter followers someone else has. On national television.
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RACING
02/28/2012
Awkward ad placement leads to most convincing argument in history for having car insurance.
Sexually exploited race car driver Danica Patrick made her debut in NASCAR this week, where she crashed 3 times during 3 separate events, including the Daytona 500. Luckily for her though, the money...
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NASCAR
02/23/2012
The simplest Google Maps directions ever given.
< CLICK TO ENLARGE IMAGE >This Sunday GED holders from around the country will tune-in to watch the 54th Annual Daytona 500. As a special service to those viewers, as well as to the NASCAR...
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