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04/13/2012
Horny New England Patriot announces intention to literally sodomize Tim Tebow.
Give yourself more credit, Gronk. If you're as charming as the rest of your Internet presence makes you seem, you could totally force your body upon Mark Sanchez.
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02/10/2012
(NSFW) EXCLUSIVE: This week's most insightful and offensive analysis of ornery supermodels, shirtless jocks, and pretentious dogs.
In last week's debut episode of Point/Point, we watched the Sklar Brothers violently agree on pretty much every aspect of Super Bowl XLVI. Now Randy and Jason tackle the hideous aftermath of that...
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FOOTBALL
02/03/2012
The 10 most jealousy-inducing photos of Rob Gronkowski and pretty girls.
Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski is the new Tim Tebow. He's inspired countless YouTube song tributes, a flurry of unlicensed merchandise, and his own meme, "Gronking." The only...
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01/31/2012
VIDEO: All the thrilling, awkward, and horrifying moments to expect at your Super Bowl XLVI party!
Introducing a long-overdue video that encapsulates the impending excitement, awkwardness, and eventual disintegration of a good old-fashioned Super Bowl party. We encourage you to use this video as...
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01/21/2012
The best Rob Gronkowski spiking footballs to Tchaikovsky video you'll see today.
If listening to classical music really makes you smarter, then watching a guy spike a football to it negates any gained intelligence and in all likelihood makes you dumber. Still, pretty cool video,...
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