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METTA WORLD PEACE
08/22/2012
Metta World Peace's appearance on Yo Gabba Gabba is almost as insane as Metta World Peace.
When you're wondering what the hell is wrong with young people in 20 years, remember this.Metta World Peace, aka Ron Artest, aka What The Hell, stopped by the set of Yo Gabba Gabba this week...
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BASKETBALL
06/29/2012
Metta World Peace Twitter meltdown even seems insane coming from Metta World Peace.
After the NBA draft last night, Metta World Peace (aka Ron Artest) announced via Twitter (in a "blonde girl's voice") that he'd been traded and couldn't talk about it. So what...
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BASKETBALL
06/07/2012
The only thing Metta World Peace is worse at than not elbowing people in the head.
It's hard to say what we're more confused by, Metta World Peace's insane weather report, the fact that Metta World Peace is in Canada doing a weather report, or that fact that anyone who...
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BASKETBALL
05/29/2012
Metta World Peace PSA for mental health is the least mentally healthy thing you'll see today.
Guess it's kind of like fighting fire with fire, but instead it's fighting the mental issues that cause the distinction between reality and utter insanity to be blurred by blurring the...
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BASEKTBALL
05/28/2012
Metta World Peace gets a three month head-start on his holiday well wishes.
For a guy who doesn't want people slipping up and calling him by his real name instead of his dumb made-up name, Metta World Peace sure has some nerve calling one of our nation's sacred 50%...
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BASKETBALL
05/17/2012
TV station offers shockingly honest description of Metta World Peace.
Sometimes, it takes a regional ABC affiliate to have the guts to come out and say what we're all thinking. This is an actual screen grab from WLS in Chicago's 5pm broadcast the other day. At...
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BASKETBALL
04/23/2012
The most violent display of World Peace you'll ever see.
Another day, another disgraceful display of humanity by the most ironically named man in sports. Metta World Peace — AKA the Artest formerly known as Ron, AKA Metta World Piece of Sh*t —...
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BASKETBALL
03/21/2012
An enjoyably violent supercut of basketball players crushing innocent spectators.
Ask someone what the most exciting play in sports is, and you'll get a variety of answers: alley-oop, knockout punch, walk-off home run, penalty shot, Hail Mary. But for our money, it's when...
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LISTS
02/28/2012
The 10 most startlingly awkward post-game interviews ever given.
Frank Martin, speaking franklyAfter a long day of physically and emotionally draining work, the last thing you want to do is answer stupid questions from a stupid person who has just accosted you...
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SPORTS
01/30/2012
10 of the scariest haircuts in the history of professional sports.
In fairness to his sense of style, this could just as easily be a side effect of gonorrhea.(Tiger Woods)While professional athletes are definitely better than us in almost every way imaginable,...
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