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HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS
09/13/2012
Typo accidentally turns entire school into sex education camp.
Good pubic education requires a partner, and for many people in the Red Lion area that partner is Don Dimoff. Don Dimoff is an experienced pubic education communications manager. If you need the word...
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LISTS
09/11/2012
New sports moments even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you're watching.
Sports are sweaty, full-contact, and for the most part played with equipment that resembles either a penis, a testicle or both. Thus, it's no surprise that players can easily find themselves...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/12/2012
New Olympic photos even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you just finished watching.
This means it's a draw right?In ancient times, the Greeks competed in the Olympics naked. This is because they weren't fooling themselves about how incredibly sexual having thousands of...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/02/2012
Olympic swimmer's mom wants you to know he's totally getting laid.
This year, Olympic commercials have really hammered home the point that moms are the best. In Ryan Lochte's case, moms are the coolest and totally down with him being DTF. Here's what Mom...
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SOMEECARDS
07/28/2012
Sexual Olympiad.
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FOOTBALL
07/21/2012
Absurd tweet reveals that the only thing more insane than Chad Ochocino is sex with Chad Ochocino.
Ochocinco is either envisioning the world's slowest strobe light or he's the world's fastest humper. Either way, someone should contact the marketing group for The Clapper because Chad...
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SIGNS
07/19/2012
Park accidentally prohibits patrons from performing the most depraved sexual act imaginable.
Yes, but can your dog can have sex with you? We've asked the park, but for some reason they haven't responded to our email titled, "Can my dog do me from behind?" So, for now,...
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SPORTS
07/17/2012
More of the most sexually suggestive sports fans.
Either it's the sexual fourth down, or these ladies need to repeat sex ed.Clever sexual innuendo and sports fandom have gone hand-in-hand since the dawn of athletic competition. In the...
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HEALTH & FITNESS
07/10/2012
The perfect way to combine your love of exercise and orgasms.
Arnold Schwarzenneger, former Governor of California and German-speaking Austrian, once said directly into the camera that "working out is better than coming." Well, now these...
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VIDEOS
05/29/2012
The funniest Freudian slips in sports history.
Sports are about as close to sex as things that aren't sex can get. Don't believe us? Consider some of the phrases used to describe sports, some of the positions athletes find themselves in,...
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My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
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I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
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Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
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The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
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Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
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I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
Rex Huppke
My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
Ted Berg
Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
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So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
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MLB players, Lance Armstrong, and now Jersey Shore. It definitely don't pay to be takin them steroids.
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It's kind of comforting that Phillies-Mets games have returned to their natural state of two bad teams playing each other.
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I'm eating at a place where the guy in the next booth was legitimately laughing at a Michael Jordan underwear commercial.
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I can't believe Bartolo Colon got suspended for being 50.
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