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08/16/2012
The most publicly humiliating way to get caught playing with your boner.
Let's all just be grateful that the only person who can't see his boner is that kid.The majesty of this photo/video combo can only be expressed in song: When you're happy and we see...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/12/2012
New Olympic photos even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you just finished watching.
This means it's a draw right?In ancient times, the Greeks competed in the Olympics naked. This is because they weren't fooling themselves about how incredibly sexual having thousands of...
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07/28/2012
Sexual Olympiad.
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HEALTH & FITNESS
07/10/2012
The perfect way to combine your love of exercise and orgasms.
Arnold Schwarzenneger, former Governor of California and German-speaking Austrian, once said directly into the camera that "working out is better than coming." Well, now these...
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LISTS
05/25/2012
9 more of the most inadvertently sexual sports headlines.
Sportswriters have it tough. When they're not pulling all-nighters following a late game in a race against old media's publication deadlines, they're scrambling to update a blog post with...
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BASEBALL
03/01/2012
Pitcher's team portrait is the perfect blend of terror and sexual magnetism.
We can't tell if Cubs pitcher Jeff Samardzija thinks he's posing for the cover of a romance novel or if the photographer who took this picture killed his father and Samardzija is letting him...
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Fundamentalists are right when they say the Fantasy genre is anti-Christian, since no one ever picks Tim Tebow.
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First fantasy football draft tonight! Don't know much about it but I'll be in full chain mail armor and will try to get all the unicorns!!
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My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
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I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
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Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
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The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
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Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
Aaron Fullerton
I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
Rex Huppke
My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
Ted Berg
Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
Jen Statsky
So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
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