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09/17/2012
Gym encourages pretty women to lure their sexual harassers to a violent end.
Welcome to the winner-take-all world of casual fitness.Everyone is talking about an obesity epidemic, but no one talks about how many people are working out these days. It's just dangerous....
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HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS
09/13/2012
Typo accidentally turns entire school into sex education camp.
Good pubic education requires a partner, and for many people in the Red Lion area that partner is Don Dimoff. Don Dimoff is an experienced pubic education communications manager. If you need the word...
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08/31/2012
The most bizarre, sexual, and/or passive-aggressive signs from amusement parks.
Everyone should ride Ashley at least once.Pure joy, escapism, thrills and fun food. That's what a theme park is all about. Oh, also disgruntled employees, thousands of customers with IQs so...
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LISTS
08/30/2012
The most hilariously random signs from our great outdoors.
One of the few places left on earth with real wild dildos.Ah, the outdoors. Unspoiled nature, wild animals, and absolutely no one around to say "hey, that sign makes it sound like everyone...
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OLYMPICS
08/09/2012
How to use the Olympics to passive-aggressively scold your coworkers on their urinal usage.
So let us get this straight: a controlled piss stream is now a feat of Olympic-level athleticism? Does that make sitting down the Paralympics? Sorry, but with both Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte...
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07/19/2012
Park accidentally prohibits patrons from performing the most depraved sexual act imaginable.
Yes, but can your dog can have sex with you? We've asked the park, but for some reason they haven't responded to our email titled, "Can my dog do me from behind?" So, for now,...
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SPORTS
07/17/2012
More of the most sexually suggestive sports fans.
Either it's the sexual fourth down, or these ladies need to repeat sex ed.Clever sexual innuendo and sports fandom have gone hand-in-hand since the dawn of athletic competition. In the...
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WHITE PEOPLE SPORTS
07/17/2012
More of the least motivational marathon signs.
Yea, let's keep our expectations resonable. *Does not apply to KenyansIf running a marathon is anywhere near as excruciating as listening to someone blabber about how they're training for...
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SIGNS
07/02/2012
Creative Walmart employee offers unbeatable deal on 10-yr-old Internet meme.
It may be a dead-end career trap, but who says working at Walmart doesn't allow for creative fulfillment via no-longer-relevant, dial-up-era Internet sensations?(And in case you haven't...
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GOLF
06/26/2012
How to attract pun loving perverts to your mini golf course.
While the question, or technically questions, "What what in the butt?" hitherto remains/remain unanswered, thanks to the marketing geniuses at the Peter Pan Mini Golf Course we no longer...
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First fantasy football draft tonight! Don't know much about it but I'll be in full chain mail armor and will try to get all the unicorns!!
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My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
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I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
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Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
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The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
Ben Swanson
Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
Aaron Fullerton
I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
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My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
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Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
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So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
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MLB players, Lance Armstrong, and now Jersey Shore. It definitely don't pay to be takin them steroids.
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It's kind of comforting that Phillies-Mets games have returned to their natural state of two bad teams playing each other.
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Fantasy football somehow makes having an argument with a teenager on a message board feel appropriate.
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A newborn's soft spot #thingsmoredurablethanMikeVick
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