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SPORTS
07/17/2012
More of the most sexually suggestive sports fans.
Either it's the sexual fourth down, or these ladies need to repeat sex ed.Clever sexual innuendo and sports fandom have gone hand-in-hand since the dawn of athletic competition. In the...
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SPORTS TV GUIDE
07/10/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: July 10, 2012
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07/06/2012
The 10 types of people you'll find in the seats you can't afford.
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NAMES
07/05/2012
More of the worst human names in sports history.
Randy Raper — Raper, but not Rapist, which means he's an amateur. So that's something!Not everyone can have parents who love and respect them — just ask US Men's Slow Pitch...
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LISTS
06/26/2012
10 more of the most shockingly accurate doppelgangers in sports.
Two equally as balding assholes.The great thing about a doppelganger — the German word for "OMG! You know who you look like?" — is that once we point one out to you,...
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05/11/2012
Do-it-yourself Mother's Day card for professional athletes and their baby mamas.
Mother's Day can be a very confusing time of year for professional athletes and their baby mamas. Perhaps even as confusing as every day of the year is for the fatherless children they only...
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SPORTS MEDIA
03/19/2012
The perfect magazine offer for anyone who wants to stop masturbating in public.
With the exception of soon to be sex-rehab patient Jason Russell and subscribers living in Iran, who else is taking Sports Illustrated up on this offer? And don't say "It's demeaning to...
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LISTS
03/07/2012
When birthday cakes for sports fans go horribly wrong.
While there is little to no historical evidence to suggest that Marie Antoinette actually ever uttered the phrase "Let them eat cake," there exists ample historical evidence suggesting that...
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WINTER SPORTS
03/03/2012
The most sacrilegiously obnoxious response to a perfectly innocent ski resort sign.
If there is a hell, you can rest assured the lowest circle will be reserved for YouTube commenters, people who use the phrase "TGIF" unironically, and whichever wonderfully depraved heathen...
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SPORTS MEMORABILIA
02/27/2012
Sweatshop translation error results in least motivational sports bag on earth.
We found this bag hanging out in its bedroom with the lights off listening to The Smiths and cutting itself.
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First fantasy football draft tonight! Don't know much about it but I'll be in full chain mail armor and will try to get all the unicorns!!
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My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
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I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
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Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
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The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
Ben Swanson
Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
Aaron Fullerton
I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
Rex Huppke
My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
Ted Berg
Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
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So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
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MLB players, Lance Armstrong, and now Jersey Shore. It definitely don't pay to be takin them steroids.
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It's kind of comforting that Phillies-Mets games have returned to their natural state of two bad teams playing each other.
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Fantasy football somehow makes having an argument with a teenager on a message board feel appropriate.
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I'm eating at a place where the guy in the next booth was legitimately laughing at a Michael Jordan underwear commercial.
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I try to shower immediately after doing something gross like showering at the gym.
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A newborn's soft spot #thingsmoredurablethanMikeVick
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