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08/24/2012
High ride.
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TWEETS
08/24/2012
17 hilarious Lance Armstrong tweets from people with just as many Tour de France titles as him.
If you didn't wake up this morning, read the news about Lance Armstrong, and then immediately tweet about it, then maybe you have a life or kids that you pay attention to. But that doesn't...
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BASEBALL
08/23/2012
Baseball player's wife questions the size of his penis in most public way possible.
Though Brandon McCarthy's wife is most likely joking it is a good question to know the answer to since it technically is a performance enhancing drug. Although if you take it, you probably...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
07/09/2012
How to inadvertently associate the Olympics with hardcore porn.
"Our cover art person thought 'Dick Pound' was part of the title."If your name is Richard Pound, you should probably tell people to call you Richard Pound. If you are determined...
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07/09/2012
Depressing derby.
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07/09/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: July 9, 2012
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BASEBALL
06/20/2012
Most deranged voicemail ever links causes of drug use, abortion and gay marriage to Manny Ramirez.
In just 3 minutes and 39 seconds, a 69-year old woman and self-proclaimed non-fuddy-duddy reveals that Manny Ramirez's dreadlocks are the cause of steroid use, abortion and gay marriage. Although...
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
06/19/2012
If the Roger Clemens verdict were honest.
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06/19/2012
Liar liar.
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06/19/2012
12 Roger Clemens tweets even more guilty of being hilarious than he is of using steroids.
In keeping with our legal system's long-stading tradition of failing to convict famous athletes of crimes they obviously committed, Roger Clemens was acquitted of all six perjury charges...
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