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BASEBALL
04/18/2012
Lunatic baseball player rejects girl on Twitter in the most brutally honest way possible.
Two months ago, former baseball player and owner of the world's craziest Twitter account, Jose Canseco, began following a young blonde girl. He then, as you do when you follow young blonde girls...
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BASEBALL
03/29/2012
Idiotic athlete's global warming tweets more terrifying than global warming.
Can you even comprehend global warming? Baseball legend Jose Canseco doesn't seem to think so. Or maybe he just thinks clowns can't comprehend it. Clowns, after all, probably aren't...
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MLB
03/08/2012
What it looks like when a baseball player takes steroids instead of anti-psychotic medication.
Former Major League Baseball player and insane person Jose Canseco is trying to make a Kenny Powers style comeback in Mexico and from the looks of his Twitter account today, things don't seem to...
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OBSCURE SPORTS
02/28/2012
The most enjoyably pointless use of protective equipment ever.
In fairness, he could be wearing the helmet to protect himself from the unpredictable steroid fits.
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BASEBALL
02/27/2012
Etsy item may be the best thing mocking steroid use via embroidery that you'll see today.
After being suspended for failing a urine test, Milwaukee Brewer's left fielder Ryan Braun had his 50 game suspension overturned last week due to the fact that the creepy official...
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02/01/2012
Today In Sports History: February 1st
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