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FITNESS
07/24/2012
Unbelievable Korean exercise device is even more awkwardly suggestive than the Shake Weight.
Maybe it's because human rights are so severely limited in North Korea that South Korea was able to develop the most sexual piece of workout equipment ever, the Fitness Ace Power. The piece of...
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EXERCISE
07/18/2012
Hilariously altered exercise bike promises to make exercising even more painful than it already is.
Half the battle of working out is actually motivating yourself to workout, but something tells us this isn't helping in that endeavor. Unless, of course, you are a whore.
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HEALTH & FITNESS
07/16/2012
Brutally honest treadmill knows you're horribly out of shape.
This is better than when it starts snickering mid-mile.Personalization is the future. Ads will know who you are, cars will auto-drive you home, and your workout equipment will viciously dissect...
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FITNESS
03/05/2012
14 fitness products even more absurd than your attempts at going to the gym.
The AbHancer — '8-Minute Abs' in only 8 seconds.We all want to get in shape without giving up our gluttonous eating habits or trying. Unfortunately, if this list of ridiculous...
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