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04/04/2012
6 more hilariously absurd Taiwanese takes on American sports news.
Cheerleader Sex ScandalOf all the things made in Taiwan (rubber ducks, Chien-Ming Wang, those little plastic swords you get in club sandwiches), nothing compares in sheer usefulness to the CGI...
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NFL
03/07/2012
What it looks like when wet cement vandalism turns into a permanent reminder of a team's failure.
If you're a Patriots fan, this is literally your "walk of shame."
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SUPER BOWL
02/14/2012
New petition seeks to make next year's Super Bowl halftime show almost as big a joke as this year's.
< CLICK TO ENLARGE IMAGE >Fans of Weird Al Yankovic — or simply fans of concerts that allow us to laugh with the performers rather than at them — started an online petition...
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FOOTBALL
02/13/2012
How to completely overexpose your signature touchdown celebration during the Grammys telecast.
"The New York Giants won the Super Bowl! One of their receivers does a silly salsa dance when he scores touchdowns! Because he's Latino or something? I don't know, who cares. Let's...
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NFL
02/10/2012
The most painfully clear sign that it will be 8 months until football starts again.
Yep, NFL.com's top story today was about a monkey riding a dog. So hopefully you like baseball, NASCAR and/or squirrels who can do math, because if not, it's going to be a long offseason.
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NEWS
02/10/2012
New petition proposes honoring our nation's presidents by being hungover all day.
A new petition has appeared online that proposes linking the day we honor our nation's presidents with the day we lie around next to a lined trashcan complaining about how bright it is and...
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02/10/2012
(NSFW) EXCLUSIVE: This week's most insightful and offensive analysis of ornery supermodels, shirtless jocks, and pretentious dogs.
In last week's debut episode of Point/Point, we watched the Sklar Brothers violently agree on pretty much every aspect of Super Bowl XLVI. Now Randy and Jason tackle the hideous aftermath of that...
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SUPER BOWL
02/08/2012
The filthiest Super Bowl statistic of 2012.
According to a press release from PornHub (feel free to pretend you've never heard of and/or gotten a computer virus from it), right after the Patriots loss on Sunday, residents of Massachusetts...
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SUPER BOWL
02/08/2012
Despondent Tom Brady inspires new Internet craze more played out than the Patriots were outplayed.
A slumped over Tom Brady following his 4th quarter interception in Super Bowl XLVI has caught the whimsy of Internet trendmakers. For those keeping score at home: Bradying is the new Gronking which...
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02/08/2012
Model behavior.
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