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SWIMMING
08/27/2012
Ryan Lochte's sister sets world record in offending an entire race.
"I live in a post-racial era in my mind where I rhyme Chinese with sinks & people love me."Our first question here should really be "why is Ryan Lochte's sister randomly...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/12/2012
New Olympic photos even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you just finished watching.
This means it's a draw right?In ancient times, the Greeks competed in the Olympics naked. This is because they weren't fooling themselves about how incredibly sexual having thousands of...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/10/2012
How Michael Phelps can use his 22 Olympic medals other than sell them for pot.
Now that Michael Phelps' Olympic career is over and he begins his full-time job trying to sell us avacados at Subway, the question remains: What will he do with his record 22 medals that...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/10/2012
The most shockingly accurate doppelgangers of the 2012 Olympics.
A white redhead winning the long jump is almost as shocking as a teenage doctor.The great thing about a doppelganger — the German word for "OMG! You know who you look like?"...
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OLYMPICS
08/09/2012
Ryan Lochte offers in-depth training on how to pee in pools.
Lochte hasn't had to not laugh this hard since we all thought he boned his sister this week.Let's give some props to Ryan Lochte for having what seems to be a pretty good sense of humor...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/06/2012
U.S. Olympic swim team uses their gold medals like Mardi Gras beads during London night out.
Don't look at Lochte, girls! Look here at the shiny!America is all about working hard and getting rewarded for it, and our swimmers are no different. It's just like we tell our kids: you...
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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
08/03/2012
What it would look like if Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte had live-tweeted their epic race last week.
(Read from bottom to top. You know, like on Twitter.)Many people were impressed that Tyler Clary was able to use the NBC tape delay to live-tweet his gold-medal race against Ryan Lochte, but...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/02/2012
Olympic swimmer's mom wants you to know he's totally getting laid.
This year, Olympic commercials have really hammered home the point that moms are the best. In Ryan Lochte's case, moms are the coolest and totally down with him being DTF. Here's what Mom...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/02/2012
Watch Ryan Lochte beat Michael Phelps at sucking at interviews.
"In one ear, out the other. Kind of like the water when I swim through it."Speed. Strength. Determination. Skill. Training. Dedication. These are all words that describe what make Ryan...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/01/2012
Witness the most painfully non-Olympic attempts at Olympic sports.
TrampolineSo it's not, "a stupid sport that's so easy I could do it" now is it, Frank?America. We're behind the industrialized world in education, fitness, health care, and...
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