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FOOTBALL
07/23/2012
Tim Tebow wants to date a girl like his mom and we make fun of him because we're awful.
Yeah that's right. I wanna put my wee wee in a girl like my mommy.As much as teasing Tebow about loving his mom tickles our evil bone, we have to admit that Tim is a media genius. What do you...
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FOOTBALL
06/19/2012
How you know your toaster isn't Jewish.
<CLICK IMAGE TO ENLARGE>Thanks to eBay, one lucky collector got to bring home this tasty sandwich capturing our two favorite religions: Christianity and Football. Hope that buyer...
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FOOTBALL
04/13/2012
Horny New England Patriot announces intention to literally sodomize Tim Tebow.
Give yourself more credit, Gronk. If you're as charming as the rest of your Internet presence makes you seem, you could totally force your body upon Mark Sanchez.
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LISTS
04/04/2012
6 more hilariously absurd Taiwanese takes on American sports news.
Cheerleader Sex ScandalOf all the things made in Taiwan (rubber ducks, Chien-Ming Wang, those little plastic swords you get in club sandwiches), nothing compares in sheer usefulness to the CGI...
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TEBOW
03/27/2012
It appears God has also blessed Tim Tebow with a primitive grasp of the English language.
Tim Tebow was introduced to the New York sports media yesterday with the world's first press conference for a back-up quarterback, and it's fair to say he was excited about it. So much so...
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VID PICKS
03/27/2012
Tim Tebow welcomed to New York with video he'd surely go to hell for watching.
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TEBOW
03/22/2012
Celebrate in sin.
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TEBOW
03/22/2012
Can't touch Tebow.
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TEBOW
03/22/2012
Creative Jets fan refuses to wait for shipment of Tebow jerseys.
Knicks fans did it with Melo jerseys when Linsanity hit the town; now Jets fans are doing it with Sanchez jerseys in the wake of Tebowmania 2: Tim Takes New York. It's a respectable effort, but...
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FOOTBALL
03/22/2012
What it looks like when a mean 13-year-old girl runs your official NFL Twitter account.
"...and OMG Becky, did you see those shoes he was wearing? Nuh-uh girlfriend!"
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