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08/29/2012
Honest packaging for the sports video games you waste your time and money on.
It also teaches you that in his early days, Mario had to moonlight as a referee to make cash.Sports video games promise a lot: the opportunity to feel like you're taking part in real-world...
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LISTS
07/19/2012
More of the most incredibly unfortunate sports headline and photo juxtapositions.
Thank god her skid-resistant t-shirt saved her.Let's face it, layout editors probably don't care about their jobs any more than the rest of us do, so it really shouldn't come as a...
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LISTS
05/30/2012
17 trophies you hope you never win.
Umm, you misspelled "3rd Base."With the exception of wives for upper middle class white men and body parts for serial killers, there are basically two kinds of trophies: the iconic kind...
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GOLF
04/09/2012
Masters-winning golfer also a master of awkward handshakes.
Here's this year's Masters champion Bubba Watson going in for what clearly wasn't a handshake offer from Augusta National chariman Billy Payne. And then here's poor Billy Payne trying...
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LISTS
04/04/2012
6 more hilariously absurd Taiwanese takes on American sports news.
Cheerleader Sex ScandalOf all the things made in Taiwan (rubber ducks, Chien-Ming Wang, those little plastic swords you get in club sandwiches), nothing compares in sheer usefulness to the CGI...
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INJURIES
03/27/2012
A video tribute to sportscasters mispronouncing 'bulging disc' as 'bulging dick.'
Call it a Freudian slip. Call it an unfortunately selective dyslexia. Whatever it is, there's something peculiar happening with sportscasters and the phrase "bulging disc." It just...
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GOLF
03/26/2012
Sex drought.
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ECARDS
03/26/2012
Unlike Tiger.
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TIGER WOODS
02/08/2012
How to keep dozens of escorts, strippers, and other borderline prostitutes busy this Valentine's Day.
Confident he's returning to top form ahead of his first PGA Tour appearance of 2012 at Pebble Beach this week, Tiger made the horrific mistake of saying, "I haven't been able to train. I...
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SPORTS
01/30/2012
10 of the scariest haircuts in the history of professional sports.
In fairness to his sense of style, this could just as easily be a side effect of gonorrhea.(Tiger Woods)While professional athletes are definitely better than us in almost every way imaginable,...
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