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VALENTINE'S DAY
02/14/2013
Valentine's Day greetings from your favorite religious, narcissistic, or sexually terrifying athletes.
Somewhere on the laziness scale between writing "Happy Birthday" on a Facebook Wall and taking the effort to lick a Christmas card stamp lies the act of handing out bulk Valentine's...
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FOOTBALL
10/07/2012
What it would look like if all the NFL Quarterbacks talked on Facebook.
If only real QBs were this articulate... (full convo below)For political nerds, there's the Presidential Debates. For slightly less political nerds, there was last night's debate between...
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TIM TEBOW
08/29/2012
Hurricane Isaac provides weatherman with only acceptable excuse to engage in Tebowing.
Hurricanes are a way better time to thank Jesus than during a stupid football game.Tebowing after scoring a touchdown = annoying and precious. Tebowing at work = lame and obnoxious. Tebowing after...
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL
08/23/2012
9 College Gameday posters that prove your parents money is going to a complete waste.
There's no 'i' in team or 'ESPN' but there is one in 'penis'.In addition to being a time to both grow as a person and a scholar, college offers young men and women the...
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FOOTBALL
08/17/2012
The 12 most humiliating and/or penis-haircut-related NFL rookie hazings.
Balls out. Or more accurately, balls front.Most NFL players never get a 'real' college experience (like having to actually read your report card or remember what class you're in),...
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FOOTBALL
08/16/2012
There is a 1-in-5 chance this baby is the Antichrist.
Uh-oh. Is snookums afraid the power of Christ will compel him?We're just saying. That baby may be the Antichrist because it doesn't like Tim Tebow. We're not saying it IS the...
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FANS
08/16/2012
The 10 most unfortunate, insulting, and/or hopelessly depressing sports fan vanity plates.
Disgusting and offensive. Historically accurate, but disgusting and offensive.Sports fans get a bad rap sometimes. We could never figure it out, until we realized idiots like these are driving...
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TIM TEBOW
08/14/2012
80-year-old lady risks breaking her hip to wish an untalented quarterback a happy birthday.
There will never be a sitcom with a granny as cool as this.We really wish you didn't risk life and limb to Tebow in front of your couch, but...we do have to admit you have a lot of swag. So...
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TIM TEBOW
08/14/2012
Devout Christian quarterback apparently doesn't mind you masturbating to him.
...when you only saw one set of footprints, that's when I was watching you with your shirt off.Is Christploitation a word? It is now, thanks to the Jets quarterback who is too chaste to pass...
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FOOTBALL
07/23/2012
Tim Tebow wants to date a girl like his mom and we make fun of him because we're awful.
Yeah that's right. I wanna put my wee wee in a girl like my mommy.As much as teasing Tebow about loving his mom tickles our evil bone, we have to admit that Tim is a media genius. What do you...
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