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09/18/2012
Sports broadcaster doesn't understand that famous fake news site is a fake news site.
Area Man Doesn't Get That Joke Article About Him Is A JokeThere is nothing better than when the Onion convinces someone their stories are real. They convinced China a greedy US Senate was...
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09/05/2012
Baseball manager's pro-Obama tweet is even more illiterate than most anti-Obama tweets.
This tweet great. job. whit all our respect. you. look. dumb. congrats. to. you.Ozzie Guillen is an inspirational figure who taught us that a Spanish-speaking immigrant from Venezuela can still be...
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09/04/2012
The 12 best comedian tweets about fantasy football.
It's that time of year again — the time when former jocks relive their glory days, normal people play a game because they are bored, and nerds complain that people are enjoying something...
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08/13/2012
What it would look like if countries tweeted their final goodbyes to the 2012 Olympics.
United States of America (#1 - 104 medals, 46 gold)We really needed all that gold. Thanks for helping our debt, Mr. Phelps!We're all sad to see the Olympics fade into the mists of Bob...
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08/06/2012
15 Olympic tweets more shocking than Michael Phelps' orgasm face.
Twitter. For thousands of years, the greatest competitors on earth have travelled to Greece to issue short, snarky observations on whatever was trending at the moment. In ancient times, this could...
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08/03/2012
What it would look like if Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte had live-tweeted their epic race last week.
(Read from bottom to top. You know, like on Twitter.)Many people were impressed that Tyler Clary was able to use the NBC tape delay to live-tweet his gold-medal race against Ryan Lochte, but...
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07/31/2012
Bronze medal tweets.
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07/23/2012
11 Penn State tweets with better football records than Penn State over the past 14 years.
In case you've been living under a rock and/or rely soley on the coaches of Penn State to tell you things, the NCAA passed down its sanctions for Nittany Lions this morning, which include a fine...
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07/18/2012
Perverted Simpsons fan gives the most absurdly enjoyable critique of the London Olympics logo.
Forget #FollowFriday, let's give a #FollowEveryday to Daniella Briggs, the smartest person on Twitter (for whatever that's worth). Now that we've seen this, we see it everywhere. Our...
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07/16/2012
The least appropriate way to let your wife know you want to have sex with her.
Golfer Kris Blanks missed the cutoff for the John Deere Classic by one stroke, but wanted to let us all know, including his wife, that it didn't really bother him. Blanks is the kind of guy that...
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My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
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I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
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Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
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The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
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Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
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I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
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My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
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