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HOCKEY
05/21/2012
The most appropriate way to make real-life Dwight Schrute work for his free hockey tickets.
While annoying idiots may still debate which version of The Office is better, one thing that isn't up for debate is whether the British L.A. Kings are better at making references to The Office...
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08/13/2012
What it would look like if countries tweeted their final goodbyes to the 2012 Olympics.
United States of America (#1 - 104 medals, 46 gold)We really needed all that gold. Thanks for helping our debt, Mr. Phelps!We're all sad to see the Olympics fade into the mists of Bob...
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08/03/2012
What it would look like if Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte had live-tweeted their epic race last week.
(Read from bottom to top. You know, like on Twitter.)Many people were impressed that Tyler Clary was able to use the NBC tape delay to live-tweet his gold-medal race against Ryan Lochte, but...
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HOCKEY
06/12/2012
Porn star celebrates LA Kings Stanley Cup victory in porniest way possible.
Funny how when porn stars are in the news, we tend to pay more attention to the news. Although, can the story of an adult film actress taking off her shirt in celebration of the Kings' Stanley...
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL
04/27/2012
315-pound lineman is even cuter than the incessant baby photos in your Facebook feed.
Looks like UGA defensive lineman John Jenkins shouldn't have fallen asleep listening to Raffi's Greatest Hits. Jenkins was caught in this embarrassing position by teammate Tavarres...
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CANSECO
04/10/2012
The 8 funniest motivational posters inspired by Jose Canseco's deranged, typo-laden tweets.
You know that dumb roommate of yours who's always coming up with what he thinks are brilliant original thoughts? Like he's the first person to give a good, hard think about the ways of the...
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TWITTER
09/18/2012
Sports broadcaster doesn't understand that famous fake news site is a fake news site.
Area Man Doesn't Get That Joke Article About Him Is A JokeThere is nothing better than when the Onion convinces someone their stories are real. They convinced China a greedy US Senate was...
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TWEETS
09/05/2012
Baseball manager's pro-Obama tweet is even more illiterate than most anti-Obama tweets.
This tweet great. job. whit all our respect. you. look. dumb. congrats. to. you.Ozzie Guillen is an inspirational figure who taught us that a Spanish-speaking immigrant from Venezuela can still be...
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09/04/2012
The 12 best comedian tweets about fantasy football.
It's that time of year again — the time when former jocks relive their glory days, normal people play a game because they are bored, and nerds complain that people are enjoying something...
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08/06/2012
15 Olympic tweets more shocking than Michael Phelps' orgasm face.
Twitter. For thousands of years, the greatest competitors on earth have travelled to Greece to issue short, snarky observations on whatever was trending at the moment. In ancient times, this could...
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Fundamentalists are right when they say the Fantasy genre is anti-Christian, since no one ever picks Tim Tebow.
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First fantasy football draft tonight! Don't know much about it but I'll be in full chain mail armor and will try to get all the unicorns!!
Michelle Wolf
My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
Jon Friedman
I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
Alex Scordelis
Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
Jensen Karp
The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
Ben Swanson
Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
Aaron Fullerton
I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
Rex Huppke
My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
Ted Berg
Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
Jen Statsky
So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
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MLB players, Lance Armstrong, and now Jersey Shore. It definitely don't pay to be takin them steroids.
Dan McQuade
It's kind of comforting that Phillies-Mets games have returned to their natural state of two bad teams playing each other.
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Fantasy football somehow makes having an argument with a teenager on a message board feel appropriate.
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I'm eating at a place where the guy in the next booth was legitimately laughing at a Michael Jordan underwear commercial.
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I try to shower immediately after doing something gross like showering at the gym.
Seth Meyers
I can't believe Bartolo Colon got suspended for being 50.
Peyton's Head
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A newborn's soft spot #thingsmoredurablethanMikeVick
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