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JOCKULAR ORIGINAL
08/12/2012
If the London Olympics were your Facebook feed.
With only the sure to be disappointing closing ceremony remaining in these 30th Olympic games, let us take this moment to look back on all that we've seen, in the way that we would probably have...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/10/2012
Witness Usian Bolt working almost as little as you will today.
It's Friday, you're on this website, you're clearly not working. We've become amazing at finding ways to get through our mind-numbing work before putting in a tiny bit of effort at...
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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/06/2012
Olympic staffer caught on camera checking out Usain's Bolt.
The fastest man on Earth meets the fastest elevator eyes on Earth.The only thing we can really say here is "bwooop!" We can't pretend she's not checking him out. We can't...
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OLYMPIC SPORTS
06/11/2012
Why you shouldn't stand in front of the fastest man in the world as he's completing a race.
We don't pretend to know much about physics here at Jockular — or anything else for that matter — but we do know one of the main laws of motion is "Objects moving at...
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