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10/29/2012
More of the most absurd things ever seen at the gym aside from you.
"Nowadays everyone has to look like a french fry to get laid!"The gym can be an intimidating place, what with all the grunting, weight dropping, and people who actually have the...
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07/19/2012
The most upbeat way to look at your shamefully flabby midsection.
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07/16/2012
Brutally honest treadmill knows you're horribly out of shape.
This is better than when it starts snickering mid-mile.Personalization is the future. Ads will know who you are, cars will auto-drive you home, and your workout equipment will viciously dissect...
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07/03/2012
More dudes who are even worse at Photoshopping muscle than they are at building it.
He later moved into a funhouse of mirrors so he could finally look normal.So you've been chatting with a chick you met in the Craigslist Casual Encounters section. She wants to see pictures of...
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06/26/2012
A flowchart to help you justify not dragging your fat ass to the gym.
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06/20/2012
A reinterpretation of office stretches that will make your horrible day more bearable.
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06/06/2012
7 Before & After pictures even more absurd than the promise of losing 30 pounds in a week.
We support a woman's right to choose "Weight Loss Tea."With summer already upon us the time for getting in shape before swimsuit season has unfortunately run its course. But...
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First fantasy football draft tonight! Don't know much about it but I'll be in full chain mail armor and will try to get all the unicorns!!
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My fantasy football team is where we're at a party and they say "you're funny and smart, I want to love you forever." Am I doing this right?
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I play fantasy football because it is my fantasy to play football.
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Hey, who wants to hear about my fantasy football team? *the sound of everyone unfollowing me at once*
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The real fantasy in my football league is that the other dudes w/ teams wouldn't have bullied me in middle school.
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Fantasy Football draft! As usual, football made out of boobs goes No. 1 overall. #FantasyFootball
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I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
Rex Huppke
My fantasy football draft is tonight. Hoping to nab Tom Brady, a Minotaur, Jesus (with laser gun) and Paul Ryan's abs.
Ted Berg
Hey do you guys know if there's anyplace on the Internet or TV I can get tips and information regarding fantasy football?
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So psyched it's (No I don't want to join your) Fantasy Football league season again!
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