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LONDON OLYMPICS
08/12/2012
New Olympic photos even more awkwardly erotic than the porn you just finished watching.
This means it's a draw right?In ancient times, the Greeks competed in the Olympics naked. This is because they weren't fooling themselves about how incredibly sexual having thousands of...
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07/23/2012
Sports you can watch from your sofa: July 23, 2012
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WEIRD SPORTS
07/17/2012
How to make the Toe Wrestling Championship even creepier than it inherently is.
The World Toe Wrestling Championships took place yesterday in Great Britain and everything about it seems gross and creepy. So why not take it to the next level by adding a weird Cthlutu/Gladiator...
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HIGH SCHOOL
07/12/2012
Female gym teacher gives 14-yr-old boy detention for saying the most 14-yr-old boy thing possible.
In his defense, "touching tits" is a legitimate wrestling move, although so is "getting him from behind" and "butt touching." They all have more technical names, but...
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WWE
07/08/2012
Unfortunate collector's item calls wrestler's sexuality into question almost as much as wrestling does.
Grabbing each other's sweaty bodies, throwing each other on the ground, grunting - those could just as easily be lines in Fifty Shades of Grey as they could be a play-by-play of what's...
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WRESTLING
06/04/2012
Why creepy fathers shouldn't be allowed to retweet.
Hard to tell if wrestling legend and long-time Hulk-a-mania sufferer Hulk Hogan simply hasn't read the Urban Dictionary definition of "balls deep," or if he is genuinely under the...
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WRESTLING
05/24/2012
See a compilation of pro wrestlers needlessly body slamming inanimate objects.
Any video that contains the phrase "Sheet metal can have a mind of its own!" is clearly worth your time.
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SPORTS ADS
03/12/2012
How to make something seemingly delicious sound horribly disgusting.
In fairness, it does says "may" contain traces of Man Nuts, so there's at least a chance it won't taste like spoiled mayonaise with sweat in it.
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WRESTLING
12/22/2011
The next in our continuing line of making fun of people who could handily beat the crap out of us.
Seems like it was only yesterday that thick-necked football players were all the rage (perhaps because, it was). But the consumer is a fickle creature, and today she demands WWE wrestlers with tiny...
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PICS & POSTS
12/20/2011
Hulk Hogan just compared his wife to an inanimate silicone sex doll.
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