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Kevin A. Koski 02/15/2012

If Jeremy Lin dunked on Lebron in a Yankees cap, and then celebrated by Tebowing in front of Brett Favre, would ESPN explode?
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Jason Mustian 01/09/2012

Tim Tebow's performance becomes all the more impressive when you consider that there is no God.
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Dan St. Germain 01/08/2012

God isn't pro Tebow... he's just anti getting away with raping women.
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The Fake ESPN 01/11/2012

KOBE SCORES 48 points last night, but his ex-wife is due 24, lawyers take 6, and the hotel maid is quiet for 10.
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Richard Deitsch 01/23/2012

I look forward to ESPN's First Take debating the role Tim Tebow will have in the Giants-Patriots Super Bowl.
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God 01/22/2012

Cheer up, San Francisco. You still have beautiful hills, great wine, and some of the best sodomy in the world!
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Chase Mitchell 02/07/2012

Eli Manning had a great time at Disney World today. He didn't go on the scary rides but his Dad said that was OK and he was brave for trying
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Luke Cunningham 01/12/2012

Sportscenter: "Tebow is so popular he could run for President." Yeah, but he couldn't throw for it.
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Matt 12/14/2011

NBC to broadcast NFL games through 2022. Sure, that's what they told Conan...
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Fake Roger Goodell 01/04/2012

If Big Ben's ankle doesn't fully heal he won't get the drive he needs from his back foot when shoving a woman into a bathroom stall.
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Chase Mitchell 01/08/2012

Eli Manning looks like the guy in every war movie whose nickname is the Southern state he's from.
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Matt Goldich 01/08/2012

Tim Tebow is the first QB ever to start a playoff game before having sex for the first time.
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Chase Mitchell 01/09/2012

Broncos fans with terminal cancer must feel pretty conflicted about God helping Tim Tebow score that touchdown yesterday.
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Chase Mitchell 01/14/2012

"When there was only one set of footprints, that's when I was watching you get slaughtered by the Patriots."
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The Fake ESPN 01/14/2012

Trade-in value for the Tebow bandwagon has dropped to the value of a '93 Toyota Tercel.
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Jess Dweck 01/15/2012

I really admire Gronkowski. Not for football, just for having the name Gronkowski and ending up as something other than a local exterminator
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Adam Malamut 02/09/2012

Jeremy Lin is the weirdest looking black guy
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Matt Goldich 02/13/2012

Judge: Jerry Sandusky can see his grandchildren. Grandchildren: "No thanks."
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Jason Gay 02/14/2012

How has Jeremy Lin changed NYC? A week ago, you were making Valentine's dinner reservations. Tonight, you're watching a Raptors game.
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Richard Deitsch 01/12/2012

What if Tim Tebow was one of us, just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home? #nextonespn
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chris bradshaw 12/12/2011

Tim Tebow is the most talked about white Bronco since the OJ chase.
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scharpling 12/14/2011

Charlie Ward must look at Tim Tebow and understand how Muddy Waters felt when he saw the Rolling Stones buying sports cars and mansions.
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Chris Kula 12/14/2011

Somewhere, the next gen of Karl Rove is watching Tebow highlights, cracking an ominous smile and counting down to election night 2032.
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J-L Cauvin 01/08/2012

That was a great pass by Tebow for 15 of the 80 yards that led to the touchdown.
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Bill Burr 01/09/2012

Just saw Tim Tebow's face in my egg mcmuffin.
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