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Matt Goldich 47 minutes ago

The Golden State Warriors are moving to San Francisco. What a terrible loss for the wonderful city of Golden State.
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Tim Siedell 1 hour ago

Professional wrestler name: Office Max. Signature move: Three Hole Punch.
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Michelle Wolf 5 hours ago

Can't believe the Kobes lost to Oklahoma
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Bobby Big Wheel 5 hours ago

People turning on their TVs after watching a late NBA game are responsible for 90% of Charmed reruns' viewers.
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Yesterday
Tim Siedell yesterday

Golf ball sized hail wouldn't be so destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller.
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Aaron Glaser yesterday

Stan Van Gunemployed
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The Fake ESPN yesterday

Fluid drained from Dwyane Wade's knee turned out to be Chris Bosh's tears that built up over several long sessions of consoling.
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Thomas Towell yesterday

Do race horses know they're pro athletes? Did Secrtariat ever go to a nightclub wearing sweatpants and shoot himself in the leg by accident?
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May 18th
Not Bill Walton 05/18/2012

A con artist was arrested for impersonating Vince Young. His cover was blown when he actually got through his scam without getting injured.
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Aaron Glaser 05/18/2012

Cubs pitcher Kerry Wood is retiring after setting the Major League record for unfulfilled expectations.
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Bobby Big Wheel 05/18/2012

Big day for retirements, Kerry Wood and anyone who invested in Facebook.
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May 17th
Michelle Wolf 05/17/2012

We get it Kobe, you're not Michael Jordan. You don't have to fall apart in the last minutes of a game to prove it to us.
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May 16th
Rachel Hastings 05/16/2012

Skechers to pay $40 million to settle claims that Shape-Ups would aid weight loss. But the forgone dignity of the shoes' wearers: priceless.
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The Fake ESPN 05/16/2012

Mets to host 2013 MLB All-Star Game. The ballpark will be the only Met in attendance.
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Andrés du Bouchet 05/16/2012

I think my computer is broken. There are hockey players on the main page of ESPN dot com.
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Michelle Wolf 05/16/2012

Larry Bird is 1st to win MVP, Coach of the Year and Executive of the Year. If he commits a crime then he'll be the ultimate athlete.
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Darrell La Montre 05/16/2012

Kobe said recently in an interview that he doesn't take charges. I guess he forgot about the rape one.
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Kris Liakos 05/16/2012

New stadium! RT @mlb MLB, @Mets and NYC to make major joint announcement at 11:30 am ET.
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May 14th
Julian McCullough 05/14/2012

100% of the OKC Thunder fans are wearing blue shirts. That kind of unity is only possible in a city where nothing else is going on.
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May 15th
Will Hines 05/15/2012

This magazine is more like "Sports Photographed."
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David Roth 05/15/2012

I'm trying to find a spot to watch Clips/Spurs, and confronting the fact that most bars I like are Law and Order: SVU bars, not NBA bars.
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The Fake ESPN 05/15/2012

Kyrie Irving runaway winner of NBA RoY with 117 of 120 votes, revealing being a runaway is the only way to win something in Cleveland.
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May 14th
Michelle Wolf 05/14/2012

Finding out that Ron Paul is ending his campaign is like getting tickets to a WNBA game. Cool, i didn't realize that was still a thing.
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Faux John Madden 05/14/2012

3 packages with white powder sent to ESPN. Apparently the USPS wasn't aware that Michael Irvin is now at the NFL Network.
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The Fake ESPN 05/14/2012

Cincinnati basketball players allegedly involved in nightclub incident. Police will begin investigation with the Bengals out of habit.
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