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Aaron Fullerton
09/02/2012
I'm a little nervous, I picked "humility" and "good sportsmanship" for my fantasy football team.
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Aaron Fullerton
08/21/2012
The best part about having a race car bed is when the pit crew sings you lullabies.
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Aaron Fullerton
06/07/2012
I'm at my most xenophobic, redneck-y American when I think about sports that allow tie games.
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Aaron Fullerton
04/25/2012
I'm just happy no one's made me sit and watch a "S*** Canseco Says" video. Yet.
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Aaron Fullerton
04/12/2012
I've long lost interest in watching Gordon Ramsay cook, but I'd probably watch him coach a t-ball team.
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Aaron Fullerton
04/04/2012
No one likes my idea for "Cool Runnings 2," about Icelandic guys who form a reggae band.
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Aaron Fullerton
02/05/2012
I have never seen this many white people in a gospel choir.
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