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Bobby Big Wheel 5 hours ago

People turning on their TVs after watching a late NBA game are responsible for 90% of Charmed reruns' viewers.
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Bobby Big Wheel 05/18/2012

Big day for retirements, Kerry Wood and anyone who invested in Facebook.
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Bobby Big Wheel 05/10/2012

FSU has discussed launching its own network. Every day would be 3 hours of football and 21 hours of Cops reruns.
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Bobby Big Wheel 04/26/2012

Now that he's getting drafted by the Redskins, the U.S. government is going to infect RG3's socks with smallpox.
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Bobby Big Wheel 04/16/2012

If the Pulitzer doesn't go to the dude who found out that Sarah Palin banged Glen Rice then the award is a fraud.
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Bobby Big Wheel 04/02/2012

Back to not watching CBS until football season!
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Bobby Big Wheel 03/29/2012

Mens Health should change their editorial guidleines so every sentence starts with "Bro"
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Bobby Big Wheel 03/20/2012

New Tebow ad: "They said I couldn't play D-I. They said I couldn't be a 1st round pick. They said I couldn't be traded for a 5th rounder."
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Bobby Big Wheel 03/14/2012

Now Mike D'Antoni can go back to his old job of being the guy on the Pringles can
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Bobby Big Wheel 03/14/2012

Obama will help you fill out your bracket, but Biden's the guy you go to for advice at the greyhound track
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Bobby Big Wheel 02/08/2012

WVU is paying the Big East a $20 million exit fee, assuming nobody burned the couch where they keep their endowment.
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Bobby Big Wheel 02/03/2012

CORRECTION: Jim Calhoun is taking his *yearly* medical leave of absence. Please adjust headlines accordingly.
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Bobby Big Wheel 01/22/2012

Mark Wahlberg could've stopped Steve Tyler from singing the national anthem.
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Bobby Big Wheel 01/12/2012

Rick Reilly's attempts at humor are so awful they make me ashamed that I ever laughed at anything.
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Bobby Big Wheel 01/08/2012

The Giants need to make some halftime adjustments. Namely, adjusting Kevin Gilbride's title to Waterboy.
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Bobby Big Wheel 01/08/2012

Watching bloviating morons with nothing original to say. Is this the GOP Debate or ESPN Sunday Countdown?
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Bobby Big Wheel 01/05/2012

Craig James schadenfreude is so powerful it could end our dependence on fossil fuels.
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Bobby Big Wheel 12/29/2011

On what planet is the biggest sports story of 2011 not Glen Rice sleeping with Sarah Palin?
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Bobby Big Wheel 12/29/2011

Seeing Penn State go through its first coaching search is like seeing a baby stand up on its legs then fall down. Awww, so cute.
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Bobby Big Wheel 12/28/2011

If this really were the Military Bowl, Major Applewhite would be involved.
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Bobby Big Wheel 12/26/2011

Big deal, Drew Brees. I broke a record last night. My Dad's Doobie Brothers record. I listened the shit out of it.
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Bobby Big Wheel 12/25/2011

Josh McCown completes a pass to Dane Sanzebacher on SNF. Just as the Mayans predicted.
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Bobby Big Wheel 12/24/2011

The sound went out in a game called by Joe Buck? Christmas miracle!
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