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Faux John Madden 07/23/2012

BREAKING - NCAA rules Penn State has to change logo to this for next 4 seasons. http://t.co/fzrkfbEU
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Faux John Madden 06/28/2012

Does Obamacare cover injuries inflicted via bounty by Saints defensive players?
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Faux John Madden 06/19/2012

Thunder players are preparing for Game 4 by having guys in Heat uniforms slap them mercilessly while NBA refs shrug their shoulders.
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Faux John Madden 05/14/2012

3 packages with white powder sent to ESPN. Apparently the USPS wasn't aware that Michael Irvin is now at the NFL Network.
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Faux John Madden 04/16/2012

Sneaky move by Antonio Cromartie to sneak in a 10th kid right before tax day for the last second write off.
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Faux John Madden 04/12/2012

Demaryius Thomas on Tim Tebow at QB: "I wasn't getting no balls" .. Girls who have dated Tebow: "Me either"
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Faux John Madden 04/10/2012

Saints players got $1000 for knocking guys out, but all this time the real money was in sleeping with Bobby Petrino.
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Faux John Madden 04/09/2012

BREAKING: Whole Foods elects to hire 17-year old "Jesse" as new cashier; Curtis Painter to resume free-agent tour at Target.
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Faux John Madden 04/03/2012

It's an exciting day for Ryan Leaf too as he will soon don the new prison uniforms for 2012.
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Faux John Madden 04/02/2012

Ryan Leaf arrested for second time in four days, indicating he is very serious about landing a roster spot with the Bengals
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Faux John Madden 03/19/2012

John Elway dumped Tim Tebow nearly as quickly as someone who has dated Jennifer Aniston.
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Faux John Madden 03/07/2012

To try to lure Peyton Manning to New York, Antonio Cromartie is offering to name 4 of his next kids after him.
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Faux John Madden 02/22/2012

Jimmy Clausen likely to be released. Clausen hitting the open market is the first time he has found anything that was open.
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Faux John Madden 02/13/2012

DeSean Jackson will be able to sleep better in film session now that he knows he is going to be franchise tagged.
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Faux John Madden 01/22/2012

Surprised the Ravens haven't unleashed their secret Tom Brady weapon yet: A low hit from Bernard Pollard.
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Faux John Madden 01/17/2012

Jim Caldwell fired by Colts, officially ending the experiment of having a mannequin be a professional football coach.
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Faux John Madden 01/08/2012

The ending to that half was as puzzling as naming your first born "Blue Ivy"
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Faux John Madden 01/03/2012

Eagles announce Andy Reid will return in 2012. Philadelphia restaurants just received a belated Christmas present.
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Faux John Madden 12/13/2011

Derek Jeter gives autographs to his "1-night stands". Antonio Cromartie's gift to his "one nighters" arrives about 9 months later.
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