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Jeffrey Hadz
06/19/2012
I thought Roger Clemens was already in jail for having frosted tips when he was a 40 year old man?
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Jeffrey Hadz
05/08/2012
Xanax is cool because it enables me to sit through an entire NBA game without throwing my wallet at the TV and running away crying.
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Jeffrey Hadz
05/05/2012
Horse grabs mic between hooves. "Hay, first off I'd like to thank my lord and savior Horse Jesus."
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Jeffrey Hadz
05/04/2012
Wrote a script called human centipede when I was 8 about man w/ 100 legs who defied odds to win Olympic gold. Man they went in diff direction.
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Jeffrey Hadz
04/25/2012
Hey every girl wearing a baseball hat I'm going to call you Steve because you all look like my buddy Steve.
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Jeffrey Hadz
04/12/2012
Bobby Petrino spotted driving North Korean rocket with mystery blonde on the back.
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