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Johnny McNulty
09/03/2012
Fundamentalists are right when they say the Fantasy genre is anti-Christian, since no one ever picks Tim Tebow.
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Johnny McNulty
06/30/2012
2012 is the first year the Olympics will include wrestling Matthew McConaughey into a shirt.
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Johnny McNulty
03/26/2012
How are these reporters asking Tim Tebow any questions besides "Have you kissed a boy yet?"
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Johnny McNulty
02/05/2012
Like John Stamos, Oikos yogurt curdled years ago but is shelf-stable forever.
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02/05/2012
At this point, virgin is the thing this is least like.
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