Funny Sports Tweets, Funny Athlete Tweets, Funny Sports News Tweets -- Jockular

Jockular Jockular

Tweet Picks More Tweets »

sort-by: Newest | Most Popular

Matt Goldich 08/27/2012

I try to shower immediately after doing something gross like showering at the gym.
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 07/23/2012

Bravo, Penn State. You don't build a statue of the 11th-winningest coach in college football history.
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 07/15/2012

Shame on Jason Kidd - the Knicks' old point guard would never drive while Lintoxicated.
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 06/27/2012

Spain wins 0-0! #Soccer
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 06/18/2012

I'm glad Roger Clemens was found not guilty of perjury. If he was guilty of anything, it was the repeated use of performance-enhancing drugs
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 05/29/2012

See - the Miami Dolphins got a show on HBO, and none of their parents are famous!
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 05/22/2012

The Golden State Warriors are moving to San Francisco. What a terrible loss for the wonderful city of Golden State.
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 04/25/2012

Metta World Peace was suspended 7 games for hitting an opponent in the head with an elbow. But he picked up an endorsement deal for macaroni.
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 04/22/2012

Maybe Vancouver Canucks fans will let off steam by cleaning up the city from last year's riots?
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 04/16/2012

50% of Kenyans live below the poverty line. The other 50% have won the Boston Marathon.
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 04/12/2012

Nerlens Noel commits to Kentucky, shaves "UK" into his hair. I guess if you're only gonna be there one year, a tattoo doesn't make sense...
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 04/10/2012

If you love Castro, you get a 5-game suspension. If you love blondes, you get fired.
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 04/09/2012

The Mets are 4-0, but remember, 2 of those wins go to the victims of Bernie Madoff.
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 04/09/2012

The Dodgers and Instagram are both billion-dollar properties with a lot of broken-hearted former fans in Brooklyn.
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 04/04/2012

If women are allowed to join Augusta National Golf Club, it will no longer be a sacred space where men can whisper poetically about flowers.
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 04/02/2012

These 21- and 22-year olds on Kansas just look too old to win the title. #NCAAFinals
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 04/02/2012

A good way to make sure your kid becomes a drug addict/criminal would be to name him "Ryan Leaf Garrett".
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 03/29/2012

BREAKING: University of North Carolina leaves ACC, enters NBA
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 03/26/2012

Tim Tebow-never seen a backup QB get this much hype without staging illegal dogfights.
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 03/21/2012

Someday Jeremy Lin and Tim Tebow will have monuments honoring them in Central Park: benches.
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 03/20/2012

The first day of spring is a great day to clean your house of unwanted items, like quarterbacks who can't throw.
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 03/19/2012

Cincinnati and Xavier in the Sweet 16. Violence pays, kids!
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 03/18/2012

Good luck today to Ohio U., Norfolk St., Lehigh and all the ladies who picked them all to advance to the Sweet 16.
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 03/14/2012

Jeremy Lin has caused more firings than any Harvard grad besides Mitt Romney.
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email
Matt Goldich 03/07/2012

The Colts released Peyton Manning. The press conference was marred when a Saint tackled him at the podium & shouted, "I just made $50,000!"
- Discuss
- Post
- Twitter
- Follow
- Email

DON'T MISS THIS

Featured Content

NEWSLETTER

Get Jockular delivered to your inbox!

LET'S BE FRIENDS

PARTNER SITES

© Copyright 2013 someecards, Inc.