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Matt Goldich 02/29/2012

Hard to believe that UCLA basketball players would smoke pot before practice without inviting Bill Walton.
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Matt Goldich 02/27/2012

Red Sox ban beer in the clubhouse. Also, if you're rooting around in the Brewers' clubhouse fridge - that's not beer.
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Matt Goldich 02/17/2012

I feel bad for everyone who took Doc Gooden, Darryl Strawberry and Lenny Dykstra with the first 3 picks of their '86 Mets death pool.
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Matt Goldich 02/15/2012

Nice of Jeremy Lin to hit a game-winning buzzer-beating three-pointer on Valentines Day so no married guys could see it. Thanks buddy!
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Matt Goldich 02/13/2012

Judge: Jerry Sandusky can see his grandchildren. Grandchildren: "No thanks."
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Matt Goldich 02/07/2012

I'm glad we live in a world where gays can legally get married in California and Asian-Americans can legally play point guard for the Knicks
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Matt Goldich 02/05/2012

Life moves pretty fast. If you stop to look around for awhile, you might not be a movie star anymore. #Superbowl
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Matt Goldich 02/05/2012

Me understanding these commercials is like a woman trying to understand a safety. #Superbowl
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Matt Goldich 02/03/2012

Woman charged with extorting Yankees GM Brian Cashman. Was she AJ Burnett's agent?
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Matt Goldich 01/31/2012

Super Bowl Media Day is a huge boon for Indianapolis's lanyard industry.
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Matt Goldich 01/27/2012

Nike chairman Phil Knight defends Joe Pa at his memorial service: "Children shouldn't be sexually exploited, they should be making shoes."
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Matt Goldich 01/22/2012

Good news for Kyle Williams and Billy Cundiff: anyone who makes a huge special teams gaffe in an NFL playoff game gets to marry Kendra.
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Matt Goldich 01/22/2012

Close game. I'm sad Jerry Sandusky is alive to see this.
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Matt Goldich 01/18/2012

Rob Lowe tweeted rumors today that Colts QB Peyton Manning is retiring. The news must have leaked out of his bottle of self-tanner.
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Matt Goldich 01/15/2012

That Saints-Packers NFC Championship Game everyone predicted is gonna be great!
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Matt Goldich 01/14/2012

I bet Bill Belichick secretly filmed Tebow's pregame prayer.
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Matt Goldich 01/12/2012

Bud Selig will now stay on as baseball commissioner until he's 80. Another career prolonged by steroids...
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Matt Goldich 01/11/2012

"Work It" gets renewed for a second season #TebowsNextMiracle (via @DaveEaston21 ) #MGTTS
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Matt Goldich 01/10/2012

The BCS is a joke! Decide college football's national champion the American way - let the teams form Super PACs to attack each other in ads.
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Matt Goldich 01/08/2012

Tim Tebow is the first QB ever to start a playoff game before having sex for the first time.
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Matt 01/05/2012

So if the new Penn State coach is from the Patriots, does that mean he's gonna put SpyCams in the locker room?
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Matt 12/30/2011

I am suing the NFL. Trying to understand Andy Reid's coaching decisions over the last 13 years has given me a concussion.
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Matt 12/28/2011

Ever since the Isiah Thomas sexual harassment scandal you rarely hear of any women named Anucha.
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Matt 12/20/2011

A 12-year old boy's head would explode if he heard that last night's San Fran power outages were due to a "blown transformer".
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Matt 12/16/2011

Nice that Rick Perry compared himself to Tim Tebow. Only thing Tebow ever executed was the spread offense
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