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Not Bill Walton 08/07/2012

BREAKING: A huge fighting between Jets players was interrupted today by a bout of practice for 15 minutes. Coaches say it wont happen again.
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Not Bill Walton 08/02/2012

Maybe we wouldn't all think Aqua man was so useless if he was competing in the summer Olympics instead of trying to fight crime.
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Not Bill Walton 06/25/2012

With a really bad eye injury, Tony Parker just might go from playing in the Olympics to simply refereeing in the Olympics.
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Not Bill Walton 06/14/2012

After looking at Chris Brown's fight history of 1. Rihanna 2. A Window. 3. Soft Drake, Mayweather thinks he is now a serious contender.
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Not Bill Walton 05/18/2012

A con artist was arrested for impersonating Vince Young. His cover was blown when he actually got through his scam without getting injured.
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Not Bill Walton 05/07/2012

Cole Hamels admitted to throwing at Bryce Harper. I'm shocked! A guy from Philly throwing an object at someone without being liquored up.
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Not Bill Walton 04/30/2012

Paul Silas will not return to the Bobcats. Tough loss for Charlotte, it's going to be hard to replace the 7 wins he coached them to victory.
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Not Bill Walton 04/26/2012

#NFLDraft Andrew Luck & RG3 both have challenges. Luck replaces a legend, RG3 must try not to laugh when Rex Grossman shares snaps with him.
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The Bill Walton Trip 04/17/2012

Jets are that trashy family you see at Walmart. A loud parent, several kids with behavior problems, & a son that got half the town pregnant.
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The Bill Walton Trip 04/09/2012

It was actually Khloe who pushed Lamar Odom out. She had to leave Dallas after the 4th time a rancher put an ID tag in her ear. #Moo
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The Bill Walton Trip 04/06/2012

Tim Tebow will preach to 30K people on Easter. Tebow won't replace the regular preacher, he's only handling the wildcat part of the service.
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The Bill Walton Trip 04/02/2012

Anthony Davis' final stat line: 5 points, 15 rebounds, 5 assists, 6 blocks, 3 steals, 1 eyebrow. #BrowItDown
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The Bill Walton Trip 03/23/2012

Many have said that Austin Rivers will be playing for an NBA team next year. This isn't entirely true, the Charlotte Bobcats may draft him.
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The Bill Walton Trip 03/20/2012

Hines Ward retires as the toughest that's ever been on the receiving end of a pass from Big Ben, just ahead of the girl in the bar bathroom.
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The Bill Walton Trip 03/16/2012

Marmaduke > Duke
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The Bill Walton Trip 03/07/2012

Peyton Manning is quite possibly the first & last person to genuinely feel sad about leaving the city of Indianapolis. Oh, the humanity.
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The Bill Walton Trip 02/16/2012

Lebron said he won't rule out a return to the Cavs one day. The only reason he wants to go back to Cleveland is he left his hairline there.
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The Bill Walton Trip 02/14/2012

With Jeremy Lin the Knicks obviously have #Linsanity . With Metta World Peace, the Lakers unfortunately just have plain old insanity.
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The Bill Walton Trip 02/06/2012

Jeremy Lin is a huge pickup for the Knicks. Not only is he scoring a ton of points but he is also tutoring his teammates children in math.
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