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The Fake ESPN 07/23/2012

Part of PSU sanctions include vacating all wins since '98, which still leaves them with a better win streak than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
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The Fake ESPN 07/20/2012

Critics urge Penn State to move the Paterno statue where no one will ever see it again: the ESPNU channel.
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The Fake ESPN 07/17/2012

Nets sign Kris Humphries to a 2-year deal, but not before signing a prenup.
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The Fake ESPN 07/12/2012

Nike to remove Joe Paterno's name from building on their campus, as it offends the children that make their products.
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The Fake ESPN 07/09/2012

Adrian Peterson hires Packers to represent him in court, says he doesn't think the Vikings defense will cut it.
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The Fake ESPN 07/08/2012

With the Wimbledon Gentleman's Final on, Americans struggle with decision between watching the Bizarre Foods or Swamp People marathons.
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The Fake ESPN 06/26/2012

With their first pick in this years #NBADraft Miami Heat are expected to select another referee
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The Fake ESPN 06/14/2012

After being in LA less than a week, Stanley Cup all set to release sex tape with Kim Kardashian.
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The Fake ESPN 06/12/2012

The Muhammad Ali bobblehead would be the most realistic ever. #BestBobbleheadIdeas
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The Fake ESPN 06/06/2012

Kids in 3rd world countries rooting hard for Boston, because they don't want to get stuck with Heat NBA Champions hats again.
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The Fake ESPN 06/04/2012

Miami Zombie chokes to death after taking a bite of LeBron James.
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The Fake ESPN 05/21/2012

Fluid drained from Dwyane Wade's knee turned out to be Chris Bosh's tears that built up over several long sessions of consoling.
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The Fake ESPN 05/16/2012

Mets to host 2013 MLB All-Star Game. The ballpark will be the only Met in attendance.
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The Fake ESPN 05/15/2012

Kyrie Irving runaway winner of NBA RoY with 117 of 120 votes, revealing being a runaway is the only way to win something in Cleveland.
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The Fake ESPN 05/14/2012

Cincinnati basketball players allegedly involved in nightclub incident. Police will begin investigation with the Bengals out of habit.
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The Fake ESPN 04/25/2012

Eli Manning says he's ok with being the third most talked about QB in NYC, because that's exactly how it is within his family.
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The Fake ESPN 04/23/2012

The Pittsburgh Pirates have fewer hits than a first-round American Idol reject.
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The Fake ESPN 04/18/2012

Lebron says it would mean a lot to win another MVP trophy, as he almost has enough to arrange them in a ring on his shelf.
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The Fake ESPN 04/17/2012

Matt Slauson says Jets will be like two separate teams, showing Tebow has already fulfilled God's command to be fruitful and multiply.
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The Fake ESPN 04/16/2012

Cromartie welcomes 10th child. Instead of remembering all their names, he can now just refer to them collectively as his "Dime Package."
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The Fake ESPN 04/13/2012

Petrino's mistress put on paid leave. Having little experience on the matter, UofA consulted Roethlisberger on how to pay a woman to leave.
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The Fake ESPN 04/12/2012

Manning says workouts with Broncos receivers have been rewarding. Says he could barely tell they haven't been thrown to in almost a year.
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The Fake ESPN 04/11/2012

Petrino's girlfriend was offered a 1st class ticket out of Arkansas. She declined, stating "I only ride coach!"
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The Fake ESPN 04/10/2012

T.O. says he "definitely" plans to return to NFL, even if it's just to deliver baby back ribs from the Chilis he picks up shifts at.
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The Fake ESPN 04/09/2012

FOR SALE: Two green jacket sleeves, never worn. Ask for 'Bubba'.
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