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Aaron Glaser 08/13/2012

NYPD officers shoot dog, receive offer from Philadelphia Eagles.
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Aaron Glaser 05/21/2012

Stan Van Gunemployed
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Aaron Glaser 05/18/2012

Cubs pitcher Kerry Wood is retiring after setting the Major League record for unfulfilled expectations.
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Aaron Glaser 05/02/2012

Bountygate is what I call it when I try to figure out who finished the paper towels with out replacing the roll.
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Aaron Glaser 04/20/2012

Fenway Park is 100 years old. Wow, just think of how many World Series and ALCS games have been blown there. #fenway100 #GoYankees
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Aaron Glaser 04/17/2012

The biggest problem The NBA has is declining fan interest. Also, Kardashians.
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Aaron Glaser 04/13/2012

Gymnastics combines my love of athletics with my love of dance with love for mocking teenage girls with eating disorders.
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Aaron Glaser 04/11/2012

You gotta see this documentary about Michael Jordan. It's great. It's about what he did during his first retirement. It's called "Space Jam"
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Aaron Glaser 04/11/2012

Although Terry Collins is a 62-year old baseball manager, he's still probably a better quarterback than Kerry Collins
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Aaron Glaser 04/09/2012

My all-time favorite baseball team is the group of actors assembled for "Major League"
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Aaron Glaser 03/21/2012

Tim Tebow now plays for The New York Jets, though he definitely played in front of more Jews at The University of Florida .
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Aaron Glaser 03/07/2012

Peyton Manning is leaving the Colts. Sue Simmons is leaving NBC. Time for the switcheroo I've been dreaming of.
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Aaron Glaser 02/07/2012

Ricky Williams is retiring. Third time's the charm.
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Aaron Glaser 02/05/2012

Never let a New England receiver hold your baby. They'll probably drop it. #SuperBowl
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Aaron Glaser 01/24/2012

285 lb Prince Fielder signs with Detroit. The deal is 9 years, $214 million, or as he sees it: 9 years for 15,000 large Papa John's pizzas.
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Aaron Glaser 01/22/2012

The drama of the NFL playoffs is of "Downton Abbey" proportions.
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Aaron Glaser 01/17/2012

"Float like a Muhammad Ali, sting like a Muhammad Ali." - Half butterfly, half bee
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Aaron Glaser 01/05/2012

Paul Westphal: Epic Westphail
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Aaron Glaser 01/03/2012

Alec Baldwin will be hosting "NFL Honors." In related news, Billy Baldwin will be gambling away his life savings on the Toronto Argonauts.
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Aaron Glaser 12/20/2011

Robert Griffin IV is either going to be a great quarterback or a great disappointment.
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