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Jason Mustian 08/16/2012

It's just preseason football you guys. Don't beat yourself up if you haven't worked all the kinks out of your drunken screaming at the TV.
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Jason Mustian 08/01/2012

The only thing worse than trying to lose at badminton is trying at badminton.
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Jason Mustian 07/31/2012

They should play the national anthem of the bronze medalist too, but with an air horn/cowbell ensemble so they know their place.
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Jason Mustian 07/30/2012

I'm surprised the network that brought us "Are You There Chelsea?" is ruining the Olympics.
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Jason Mustian 07/28/2012

Sooner or later a dolphin is going to get his nose stuck in a discarded Olympics logo and suffocate.
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Jason Mustian 07/23/2012

These next four years are your time to shine, Penn State Women's Fencing team.
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Jason Mustian 07/18/2012

I love how the outrage is that Team USA's uniforms were made in China and not that they were probably made by child slaves.
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Jason Mustian 07/16/2012

Pretty stupid of the Knicks to trade Jeremy Lin after he won that "Breakthrough Performance" ESPY.
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Jason Mustian 06/18/2012

Neat! Now Roger Clemens can have an asterisk next to his MLB records AND his verdict!
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Jason Mustian 04/30/2012

Naming it "Love OR Basketball" would have added a much more dramatic element right from the start.
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Jason Mustian 04/26/2012

NFL DRAFT UPDATE: Thus far it's been--White, Black, Black, Black, Black, Black, Black.
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Jason Mustian 04/25/2012

Metta World Peace has been suspended for 7 games, or 9/10ths of a "Linsanity."
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Jason Mustian 04/24/2012

Hard to think about how a lack of access to Internet porn was the only reason that stripping team owner incentive worked in 'Major League.'
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Jason Mustian 04/18/2012

Starting to regret picking Dick Clark 3rd overall in my NFL mock draft.
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Jason Mustian 04/18/2012

You'll get my t-shirt cannon when you pry it from my cold, dead, NHL mascot hands.
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Jason Mustian 04/17/2012

The $30K cost of replacing Bama's BCS trophy will be coming right out of one of the player's salaries.
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Jason Mustian 04/16/2012

Who are all the Boston Marathon runners going to brag to about running the Boston Marathon while they're running the Boston Marathon?
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Jason Mustian 04/12/2012

Not having a job really is the best way for Lamar Odom to get in good with his in-laws.
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Jason Mustian 04/11/2012

No one is more confused by Arkansas firing Bobby Petrino than the Penn State atheltic department.
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Jason Mustian 04/10/2012

Where was Ozzie Guillen during the Kennedy assasination? That's what I want to know.
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Jason Mustian 04/09/2012

I can't even imagine how hard it is for a golfer named Bubba Watson to convince people he's not a NASCAR driver.
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Jason Mustian 04/05/2012

The 16-year-old who banged that Bengals cheerleader may be the first person in history to die from excessive high-fives.
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Jason Mustian 04/04/2012

My heart goes out to the incredibly weathly white women who are barred from playing a stupid game at Augusta.
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Jason Mustian 04/03/2012

Sports victories are by far the single leading cause of domestic terrorism.
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Jason Mustian 04/02/2012

Right-side-up vehicles and unbroken windows are the enemy of a college sports victory.
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