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Jason Mustian 04/30/2012

Naming it "Love OR Basketball" would have added a much more dramatic element right from the start.
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Jason Mustian 04/26/2012

NFL DRAFT UPDATE: Thus far it's been--White, Black, Black, Black, Black, Black, Black.
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Jason Mustian 04/25/2012

Metta World Peace has been suspended for 7 games, or 9/10ths of a "Linsanity."
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Jason Mustian 04/24/2012

Hard to think about how a lack of access to Internet porn was the only reason that stripping team owner incentive worked in 'Major League.'
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Jason Mustian 04/18/2012

Starting to regret picking Dick Clark 3rd overall in my NFL mock draft.
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Jason Mustian 04/18/2012

You'll get my t-shirt cannon when you pry it from my cold, dead, NHL mascot hands.
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Jason Mustian 04/17/2012

The $30K cost of replacing Bama's BCS trophy will be coming right out of one of the player's salaries.
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Jason Mustian 04/16/2012

Who are all the Boston Marathon runners going to brag to about running the Boston Marathon while they're running the Boston Marathon?
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Jason Mustian 04/12/2012

Not having a job really is the best way for Lamar Odom to get in good with his in-laws.
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Jason Mustian 04/11/2012

No one is more confused by Arkansas firing Bobby Petrino than the Penn State atheltic department.
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Jason Mustian 04/10/2012

Where was Ozzie Guillen during the Kennedy assasination? That's what I want to know.
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Jason Mustian 04/09/2012

I can't even imagine how hard it is for a golfer named Bubba Watson to convince people he's not a NASCAR driver.
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Jason Mustian 04/05/2012

The 16-year-old who banged that Bengals cheerleader may be the first person in history to die from excessive high-fives.
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Jason Mustian 04/04/2012

My heart goes out to the incredibly weathly white women who are barred from playing a stupid game at Augusta.
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Jason Mustian 04/03/2012

Sports victories are by far the single leading cause of domestic terrorism.
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Jason Mustian 04/02/2012

Right-side-up vehicles and unbroken windows are the enemy of a college sports victory.
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Jason Mustian 03/29/2012

I have Kentucky winning the MegaMillions jackpot.
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Jason Mustian 03/29/2012

This is a good plot for a porno. RT @JoseCanseco I will do anything for one more MLB at bat.
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Jason Mustian 03/19/2012

And when there was only one set of footprints, that was when I was off hiring a more talented and seasoned quarterback to replace you.
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Jason Mustian 03/14/2012

Obama picked VCU to beat Wichita State? Typical liberal.
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Jason Mustian 03/05/2012

Hey, Lenny Dykstra, don't Bill Buckner the soap.
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Jason Mustian 02/17/2012

It would all be so much easier to tolerate if his name were just Jeremy Pun.
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Jason Mustian 02/11/2012

Jeremy Lin is the Michael Jordan of basketball.
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Jason Mustian 02/07/2012

Congratulations to Madonna's halftime show on now being able to get married in California.
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Jason Mustian 02/05/2012

I like the idea of choosing the type of car I buy based on how sorry I feel for the city that makes them.
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