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Jason Mustian 03/29/2012

I have Kentucky winning the MegaMillions jackpot.
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Jason Mustian 03/29/2012

This is a good plot for a porno. RT @JoseCanseco I will do anything for one more MLB at bat.
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Jason Mustian 03/19/2012

And when there was only one set of footprints, that was when I was off hiring a more talented and seasoned quarterback to replace you.
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Jason Mustian 03/14/2012

Obama picked VCU to beat Wichita State? Typical liberal.
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Jason Mustian 03/05/2012

Hey, Lenny Dykstra, don't Bill Buckner the soap.
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Jason Mustian 02/17/2012

It would all be so much easier to tolerate if his name were just Jeremy Pun.
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Jason Mustian 02/11/2012

Jeremy Lin is the Michael Jordan of basketball.
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Jason Mustian 02/07/2012

Congratulations to Madonna's halftime show on now being able to get married in California.
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Jason Mustian 02/05/2012

I like the idea of choosing the type of car I buy based on how sorry I feel for the city that makes them.
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Jason Mustian 01/24/2012

I only watch the Super Bowl for the Playboy articles.
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Jason Mustian 01/19/2012

ESPN is reporting that Fausto Carmona changed his name from Roberto Hernandez Herdia--presumably to sound less Jewy.
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Jason Mustian 01/18/2012

If you're looking for answers while Wikipedia is down, have you considered going to Rob Lowe?
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Jason Mustian 01/11/2012

If you're feeling inferior to Tim Tebow in any way, just remind yourself you're allowed to see a rated 'R' movie.
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Jason Mustian 01/09/2012

Tim Tebow's performance becomes all the more impressive when you consider that there is no God.
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Jason Mustian 01/05/2012

Congratulations to Tim Tebow for following all the rules in the Bible except the one about working on Sunday.
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Jason Mustian 01/04/2012

How did all the candidates finish in the Coach's Poll?
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