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netw3rk
08/07/2012
Ex-Knick tells child fan of the team to keep rooting for them. Current Knicks owner presides over decade of futility; mocks fans in song.
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netw3rk
06/27/2012
Ronaldo is the only player who is sanctioned by FIFA to have fluffers.
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netw3rk
06/14/2012
"Will I ever get to use my 'St. Hat-Trick's Day!' headline?", the reporter wondered.
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netw3rk
05/10/2012
Jordan hiring Ewing to coach the Bobcats would be the final piece in MJ's 20 year plot to completely destroy Patrick Ewing.
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netw3rk
03/27/2012
The way Donald Sterling talks about keeping Chris Paul "for a lifetime", sounds like only Abraham Lincoln can free Chris Paul.
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03/16/2012
Sorry Duke! Looks like you'll have to be satisfied w/ being rich!
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netw3rk
02/23/2012
Jeremy Evans should dunk over Karl Malone buying tickets from a scalper.
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netw3rk
02/15/2012
"You know, I was thinking about Jeremy Lin..." - Cowherd coming back from break in the 3rd hour of his show that has been 75% about Lin.
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netw3rk
02/14/2012
To be fair, Pekovic eschews publicity because it might bring heat on his cigarette smuggling business.
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netw3rk
01/15/2012
The Packers will spend the winter selling insurance.
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01/06/2012
Nothing bolsters a player's fragile psyche like constant mention of the player's fragile psyche in the media.
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12/20/2011
Great low risk move for the Nets. If Humphries doesn't work out they can just divorce him.
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12/12/2011
Prokhorov is putting his time, effort & considerable fortune into a corrupt political machine. He's also running for president of Russia.
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