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08/27/2012
I'm eating at a place where the guy in the next booth was legitimately laughing at a Michael Jordan underwear commercial.
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scharpling
07/29/2012
Dressage means "humiliate" in French. The goal is to humiliate both the horse and those unable to own a horse.
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scharpling
04/27/2012
Shaq is to freestyle rap as Shaq is to acting.
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03/28/2012
Is there a college basketball coach out there that doesn't seem like they could play a villain in a movie?
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03/16/2012
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02/05/2012
ATTENTION MINORITIES AND GAYS IN BOSTON! GET OFF THE STREET AND TO A SAFE PLACE NOW! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! YOU ARE NOT SAFE!!!!!!
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02/05/2012
Good news you twerps - Bon Iver were just announced as next year's halftime act. Happy now?
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scharpling
01/23/2012
Mark my words: the Giants are going to the Superbowl.
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scharpling
01/08/2012
The distance from coaching an NFL team into the playoffs to playing a miniature coach in a beer commercial is a short one indeed.
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12/14/2011
Charlie Ward must look at Tim Tebow and understand how Muddy Waters felt when he saw the Rolling Stones buying sports cars and mansions.
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