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Matt Sussman 05/09/2012

No doubt the four people to catch Josh Hamilton's HRs will whittle the baseballs into rings and fight crime together.
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Matt Sussman 04/27/2012

Things I didn't expect today: (1) Delmon Young beating up a Hebrew, (2) My cousin sending me pictures of meeting Fabio. Yet here we are.
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Matt Sussman 04/15/2012

On Jackie Robinson Day, shame on the Diamondbacks and Rays, the last teams to sign black players.
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Matt Sussman 04/10/2012

Why is Prince Fielder wearing his winter coat on the inside of his jersey?
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Matt Sussman 04/09/2012

Pretty sure Facebook will trade Instagram to the Angels by 2016.
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Matt Sussman 04/02/2012

NCAA championship prediction: Ohio State 62, Michigan State 55.
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Matt Sussman 03/22/2012

I hope the Braves can bring Chipper Jones just one more World Series loss.
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Matt Sussman 03/21/2012

Tim Tebow is going to send Jenn Sterger pictures of his smile.
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Matt Sussman 03/18/2012

My one regret from college was never trying out for the basketball team as White Guy Giving Out High Fives.
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Matt Sussman 03/06/2012

The NFL is livid that the Saints had a Bounty program since Brawny paid good money to be the NFL's official paper towel.
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Matt Sussman 02/29/2012

Everything involving the Marlins has officially been renamed. The sport they play is now called korfball.
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Matt Sussman 02/27/2012

Expect more crashes in the Daytona 500, given that traffic is traditionally worse on a weeknight.
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Matt Sussman 02/22/2012

Stu Scott's Booyahbaisse #rejectedsoupnames
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Matt Sussman 02/15/2012

Jeremy Lin's success on the court can be attributed to his Taipei personality.
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Matt Sussman 02/10/2012

Ryan Raburn estimates he has lost 20-25 pounds, his slang for "baseballs in the sun."
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Matt Sussman 02/07/2012

Mike Piazza just held a press conference saying he has never downloaded Baseball Boyfriend.
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Matt Sussman 02/06/2012

Pretty sure Eli will win more Super Bowls because he loves going to Disney World.
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Matt Sussman 02/05/2012

Kind of a dick move for Myra Kraft to push Ahmad Bradshaw into the end zone.
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Matt Sussman 02/05/2012

Ferris movie sequel looks OK.
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Matt Sussman 02/03/2012

One of these years they're going to forget to play the Super Bowl. Not this year; they'll probably remember.
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Matt Sussman 01/31/2012

Report: Peyton Manning Will Not Play This Season
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Matt Sussman 01/24/2012

I like to believe Roberto Clemente's Baseball-Reference page gets exactly 3,000 hits a day.
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Matt Sussman 01/19/2012

[shamefully raises hand] RT @TheBigLead : Who hasn't teabagged some drunk friend/buffoon?
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Matt Sussman 01/11/2012

Bet they're going to saturate tonight's Conan with tons of ALDS commercials.
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Matt Sussman 01/11/2012

Near the end of Verlander's appearance on Conan to-nite, Erick Aybar will jump out from behind the sofa and bunt.
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